I’ve Haven’t Complained About The Heat In Awhile

| June 5, 2008

Guess what? Summer is officially here. Not the summer solstice kind of official, but the unofficial THE HUMIDITY IS SLOWLY KILLING ME AND MAKING ME STABBY arrival of summer. I have a few things to say about this. I am excited. I get to wear flip flops. Which is the one thing that will make me happy […]

SF: It Isn’t All Fog And Taxi Cab Accidents

| June 2, 2008

So thankfully my trip wasn’t all about bumping my head in a taxi cab accident. That small piece of my time was just something to talk about incessantly when I wasn’t talking about my BLAWG or Bacon. Because, holy shit people, I can talk about NOTHING ELSE. My flight out to San Francisco (never to be called […]

Only In My Dreams

| May 27, 2008

I now have that Debbie Gibson song in my head. (“As real as it may see-eem, it was only in my dreams.”)  So this past weekend I had some interesting dreams. And since I had book club tonight, which means there is usually always alcohol involved (at least for me. Frozen sangria, ZOMG!), I have to […]

Wine Is My Friend

| May 21, 2008

Can I tell you? It is hard to type when you have had some alcoholic beverages. The backspace key, it becomes your best friend. I shall (who says shall when they are drunk?) try to catch all misspellings, but I’m guessing I won’t. And that will be even funnier. I went to a bar tonight […]

Help Me To Help You To Help Me

| May 13, 2008

I would first like to say THANK YOU to all of you, the internet’s best readers, for all your comments and emails on my last post. I have a huge fear of putting things out there like that because the assvice can start to run rampant sometimes. But I never felt that way because you […]