One Of Two Things Happened

| July 16, 2009

I an exhausted. I just got home from Pittsburgh after my whirlwind 30-hour trip. My flight was delayed because of a thunderstorm in Chicago. But thankfully I came home to my condo and ANOTHER FUCKING NOTE. (Sorry it is blurry. Click to embiggen.) At least it isn’t neon pink. I’ve decided one of two things […]

I Always Misspell Traveling With Two L’s

| July 15, 2009

I’m currently traveling for work. I’m on a one-day trip to Pittsburgh. I’m staying at the hotel that was built for Stretch Armstrong. And I’m very confused because it is an hour later here than it is in Chicago. And I keep looking at the clock on my laptop thinking it is still early and […]

Is The Neon Pink Supposed To Make It Look Professional?

| July 14, 2009

Tonight I came home from work, exhausted because I didn’t sleep well last night. Why didn’t I sleep well last night, you ask? Well because I decided that since it was cooler outside last night, I didn’t need to turn the air conditioning on. Which was very green and Earth-conscious of me. What I realized […]

The Psychic Didn’t Mention Anything About A Cab Driver

| July 13, 2009

This past Saturday I went to the Cubs/Cardinals game with my mom. She’s a nice lady and buys tickets to Cubs games and takes me as her date. And we usually have a great time, unless she falls down the stairs and embarrasses me. That only happened once and I think that me constantly reminding […]

10 Years Ago

| July 9, 2009

I meant to write this post on Sunday. But then I was too tired to put together any coherent thoughts. So I’ve been pushing back writing this post for days and days. Which is stupid, because I’m more tired as I get closer to the weekend than when I start the week. So this past […]