Because You’re An Asshole?

Posted By on October 25, 2011

I’m forcing myself to write something, and something funny, because today was a rough day at work. I can’t get into it, but let’s just say I hope today never repeats itself in my tenure. And I hope that tenure is long!

So Monday morning, as I was getting off the bus and heading to the train station, I was like the 15th person in line. My bus route ends at the rail station, so everyone gets off the bus and I would say that most, if not all, people go into the station to get on the train.

This can cause quite a back-up at the turnstiles. Not only are you having to deal with the throngs of people, you also have to sometimes deal with the person who is trying to exit the station through the turnstile you’re trying to go through.

I’m not patient. I’m especially not patient early in the morning when I’m running late and haven’t had any coffee. So I will go to any open turnstile.

We have accessible turnstiles at most rail stations. They are wider and can fit a wheelchair through it. It’s also helpful when you’re bringing a suitcase or some sort of large bag with you that won’t easily fit through the narrow turnstiles.

So Monday morning there was some back-up at the three non-accessible turnstiles. I decided to use the accessible one to a) help move traffic through efficiently and b) because my fare card/pass has been acting up and only likes to work when it is the first smart card to touch the pad. Otherwise it takes me forever to get it to work and then I hold up people and they curse at me under their breath.

Let me preface this with the fact that I was not cutting off someone in a wheelchair to use the accessible turnstile. I was not putting myself before others who NEEDED this turnstile, whose only option was this turnstile. I just really didn’t want to hold up the other line with my touchy card.

So, I enter the turnstile and push the door open. As I do this, I see a little kid coming towards me, followed closely by a man with a stroller. I decided to be nice and hold the gate open for him, seeing as it is hard to maneuver.

This was my first mistake.

He then looks at me and starts screaming at me. (Keep in mind it’s like before 8 AM.) He’s decided that I, as a non-wheelchaired person, shouldn’t be using this turnstile. So he starts shouting, “Because you’re handicapped, right? Because you’re handicapped?”

My jaw drops to the ground. And yet, I STILL KEEP HOLDING THE GATE OPEN FOR HIM AND HIS STROLLER. And then he’s at it again.

“Because you’re handicapped? Right? You’re handicapped? Because you’re handicapped.”

I can do nothing but glare. Which is my second mistake. I should have punched him in the junk.

I finally get my uncaffeniated wits about me and scream back “BECAUSE YOU ARE?” And then I run up the stairs to catch my train. (Thankfully, not falling up the stairs or escalator.)

I have the whole commute in to work to think about this, which just makes me seethe. I have every right to use that turnstile, no more or less than he does. And my using that turnstile didn’t make him have to wait, even a nanosecond, to exit the station. I was through the gate and HOLDING IT OPEN FOR HIS CHILD HE LET RUN AHEAD IN A CROWDED TRAIN STATION AT RUSH HOUR when he got all pissy.

There is no rule you can’t use the accessible turnstiles if you’re not in a wheelchair. And how do you know I don’t have a medical issue where I can’t go through turnstiles? What if I had a fake hip? What if I had a bad back and the turnstile made it hurt more? OH WAIT, I DO.

The worst part is that the Customer Assistants at the stations will encourage exactly what I did during the rush periods. The faster you can get people through, the better. Everyone is happy and no one misses their train.

I just don’t understand. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE??

About the author

Kristabella, who also answers to “Hey! Drunk Girl!”, is a reformed band geek with an amazing ability to drink most people under the table. You can read her inane ramblings here, where she talks about her exciting life as a spinster with two cats and a fascination for Bacon.

Comments

9 Responses to “Because You’re An Asshole?”

  1. Keith B says:

    What a D#ckhead, who does he think he is. Pity you were to gobsmacked to give him some lip back. I know who would have won that contest. Keep smiling….

    Here is a website to cheer you up a bit

    http://bacontoday.com/

  2. Danielle says:

    People are unreasonable. A turnstyle is not the same thing as a parking space. I actually use the the accessible turnstyles too, if it’s the path of least resistance or if I have bulky luggage with me.

  3. Melissa says:

    I’m sorry that happened to you. I’ve seen the same thing happen with handicapped (or accessible) bathroom stalls. Some people think that nobody should use those unless they “need” them. I have used them on occasion, but only if there’s nobody handicapped waiting to use them and only if I’m going to be fast. Hehe. It gets to be ludicrous, doesn’t it?
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  4. Andrea says:

    I wish there was a rewind button on life so we can think about what we should have said, then go back and actually say it.
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  5. Mama Bub says:

    Oh, no, no, no. Dude does not understand the purpose of an accessible turnstile. It’s there so that someone who needs it, can use it, but not for their exclusive use. Much like an accessible bathroom stall. Yes, someone who has a legitimate reason to use it gets first priority, but it’s also free for anyone to use when the bathrooms get crowded or moms who have strollers, or whatever. Like Danielle said, it’s not a parking space. You using it doesn’t make it unusable for someone who needs it. AND, you were being efficient. I wish I had been there. I AM FIRED UP.

  6. amd says:

    In the future, remember to always ask yourself “What would Brian Boitano do?” when faced with any situation. Then kick some ass (or two).

  7. Angella says:

    I AM SO ANGRY ON YOUR BEHALF.

    Also! WHAT KIND OF EXAMPLE IS HE SETTING FOR HIS KIDS???

    Argh.
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  8. Alice says:

    OHHHHH MAAAAAAAAANNN i feel you on this one.

    a) you were 1000% correct. just to reiterate that.

    b) a similar situation happened on the metro to me (not really similar, but the same thing where i got yelled at for trying to help) and i know EXACTLY the seethe you mean. i seethed for like TWELVE HOURS about THE NERVE of this lady for yelling at me for NO GOOD REASON ARGH STAB.
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  9. ugh, I HATE those moments. I never know what to say until half an hour after it happens. But just know that it was so his issue and not you. You just happened to be in the way as he spewed his poison.
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