This Is Why They Puke On My Shoes
Posted By Kristabella on October 6, 2009
I would like to point out that I’ve had this post planned in my head for weeks. Turns out, I shouldn’t have done that because it didn’t go as smoothly as planned.
So back during BlogHer, I entered to win anything and everything they were giving away. I entered for clothes, iPods, computers, anything. I even entered for a label maker. To which I said to Metalia “watch, I won’t win a washer and dryer, I’ll win a label maker.” And then we giggled. Because I never win anything, not even label makers.
Turns out I was wrong. I won the label maker.
No. Really. See?
Simba wasn’t really pleased, but he’s a fucking pushover, so he played along.
To a certain point.
Kitty Kitty on the other hand, was not a fan. She let me know how she felt about all of these labels.
Good thing I have another willing, inanimate participant.
Oh, think of all the things I could label!
So, internet, WHAT SHOULD I LABEL NEXT??
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Wow, your cat stayed still for that? That’s damned impressive!
I love the pics of the cats, so cute! The one of Simba not amused is the best one ever. Thanks for cheering up a rainy Wed morning!
That Simba is such a sport! I’m thinking about what you could label next but I’m also curious about the “thanks brother”?????????
totally LOLing!
maybe you could label your parking space as a bum free zone!
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Kristin.
Shut up. Hilarious.
I really wanted that label maker. Which proves I have a problem. (Simba is so cute!)
Your cat is going to kill you in your sleep — probably with the label maker.
Your cats are hilarious. I’m pretty sure if I tried that, my cat would have tried to eat or attack the label as soon as I put it on him.
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Next you should label … nevermind. that’s just gross. Ooo! And the next idea is obscene. Thanks Kristin. Now I’m going to be having all these visualization issues ALL DAY LONG.
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Simba looks just like my Weegee! I wuv him!
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I suggest labeling stuff at your office, but totally doing it wrong. The stapler becomes the photocopier, the trash can becomes highlighters, etc.
Why? No reason, except to mess with your co-workers a bit.
I’d like to label one of my husband’s coworkers. Said coworker came to the office today obviously sick with the flu. I’m going label him “douchebag” for infecting everyone else, just so that they can take the germs home and infect their families.
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HAHAHAAAA. You DID say that!! I suggest labeling the labelmaker. Come on, that’s awesome! NO, THINK ABOUT IT.
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Lol! I LOVE your labelmaker! In fact, I think I want one myself now…
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OMG, LMAO. Priceless.
Thank God cats don’t have opposable thumbs, because I’d hate to see what would be on your forehead tomorrow morning.
I just paid actual cash money for one of those, and I love it. It’s ridiculous – I’m such a nerd. Like I don’t know what my own stuff is!
bahahah! “not loling” has me loling!
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HAHA I say you Label those bangs when you go get your hair did with “cut above the line”
I was having such a crappy day and seriously, this made me laugh a lot – so thank you! I don’t think the label maker could have gone to a better home.
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Mahnee: Just a guess but I’d bet her label maker is made by Brother…I only bet that because mine is.
As for what to label next…anything and everything!!!! it’s how a girl stays organized.
p.s. – did you see that preview for J&K+8 where Kate gets the label maker and is like “omg I’ve been waiting for this my wholeeee life!”
Dude. I won a SHOWER HEAD from the BlogHer survey.
A label maker would be SO MUCH FUN (As you have proven).
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LOL! That’s awesome. I think you should label inanimate objects in your house with human names and then require that any guests refer to those objects by their “proper” names. Like, “Where are the glasses?” “In the Herman.” “You mean the cupboard?” “No, the Herman!”
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BWAAAHAHAHAAA. a cat labelled NOT LOLING is my new official favorite thing on the internet.
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Oh lord, BEST POST EVA. I say label your neighbor’s doors with what you really think of them. At night though, under cover of darkness!
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i’m in lust with your label maker as mine is from the Monica days of Friends.
yes, i CAN be organized on an occasion.
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Kristin, this was HYSTERICAL. Love the loling cat. Or, Not, as the case would be…
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Label wine bottles. “Empty” “Really Empty” “Full” “1/2 Full” “Drink now”
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THIS? Had ME LOLing, and you should know I never say LOLing.
Hilarious!
We bought a label maker, so we use one unironically. We label light switches and files and drawers and pantry shelves and spices and THIS IS NOT MY OBSESSION. This is Mike’s. When I try to use the fucking label maker just one fucking time it jams and spits out TORN, PATHETIC labels and, yeah, I hate it. Although I can always tell the difference between oregano and thyme. So…yeah.
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I don’t know, I think you might have hit your high point with the cats.
It might be fun to label your co-workers or neighbors. But it might be dangerous, too.
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I am now about to run to the nearest office store to buy one, so I can label the hell out of my dog. I could forsee lableing some yellow snow, or El train related items. Perhaps you should leave them behind at restaurants like mini reviews “Nice entree smile more”
Dante is dumb enough to let me stick labels to him, but if I tried that with Bella, I’d be posting pictures of a bloody nub on my blog.
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A plane ticket. To Chicago. With my name on it.
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this is probably my favourite entry ever. i saw it when you posted it, you know, last week. and i meant to comment then but i didn’t. but today i had a bad day and i came here and i was like, “oh kristabella solves everything! yay!” because not loling simba makes me laugh so hard. thanks. 🙂