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    Where’s The Day Celebrating Childless Spinsters?

    Sunday, May 11th, 2008

    Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms out there. And as my sister told me, I am allowed to celebrate today because I’m a mother. A mother fucker.
    (I know you’re all scratching your heads wondering how we could even be related.)
    In returnĀ I broke the plate I was washing and went to STAB her in the [...]