Archive for October, 2006
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Wednesday, October 25th, 2006So I’ve lost my fucking sunglasses. Shouldn’t be that big of a deal, since I have about 12 pairs. But this was THE pair. I’ve had them for about 6 years, and they are awesome. They probably cost a total of $12. But that’s not the point. They looked good, were dark enough, blah, blah, [...]
Six to One. Half Dozen to Another.
Tuesday, October 24th, 2006I seriously was going to name this post “Six Penises. One Vagina.” But my mom reads this. And I think I would cringe every time I saw it in the sidebar. And the kids. Think of the mother fucking kids, bastards.
So dinner was pretty uneventful. I should have felt privileged to be invited. I mean [...]
Case of the Mondays
Monday, October 23rd, 2006So it is past 6 PM on a Monday night and I’m still at work. Mind you, there is a reason. I’m waiting to go to dinner with some of the big whigs. I’m positive they thought I was someone else when they invited me, or they were drunk, you know since I don’t have [...]
Swift Judicial Kick in the Ass - Part Two
Sunday, October 22nd, 2006Because the Bears have a bye and you can’t seriously expect me to watch The Packers play the Dolphins (Seriously? There isn’t a better game on today? Upon further review, no there isn’t.) I have decided to not keep you all waiting and continue my saga.
Previously on Oh, You’ll Get Your Day in Court: I [...]
Swift Judicial Kick in the Ass - Part One
Friday, October 20th, 2006I know we live in a great country. Please, can you imagine me in Afghanistan? I love the freedom of speech, right to trial by jury, reality TV, doughnuts, deep dish Chicago style pizza, yada, yada, yada.
But I have a serious issue with our judicial system as it is today. Justice is Blind my ass!
Let’s [...]