Things I Have To Say

| October 18, 2007

I’m going to do this with numbers. Do you like numbers? I’m kinda drunk again tonight. And have the Fat Fingers disease. Because we had a work dinner. Which was all kinds of fun. Which I needed because the end of my work day today? Was horrible. I am tired of you thinking I am […]

I Need To Write Something

| October 17, 2007

Or the masses will revolt. Because I? Am that IMPORTANT of a blogger. So much so, I should be a Blogger. Capital B bitches. I kid. Because I am not important. And really, do you care if I don’t post every day? Especially when the last two days involved me drinking and now me posting […]

A Fall-Free Weekend

| September 30, 2007

I swear, earlier this weekend I had tons of ideas for posts. TONS! And I was going to amaze you with my mad writing skillz, yo. But right now? All I can think is “wow, that pork tenderloin I made for dinner was mad tasty. Word.” Because apparently I’ve gone all gangsta rap on yo […]

Blogging Life

| September 19, 2007

Or How Can I Have This Computer Surgically Attached In A Way That Is Functional And Fashionable? I had a realization last night. I know. Alert the damn media.?I was sitting on my couch open-threading Big Brother 8 at MamaPop Talk, uploading my photos and making a slideshow complete with captions, all whilst?blogging from my […]

Another Weekend In Which I Accomplish Absolutely Nothing

| September 9, 2007

Besides consuming large amounts of alcohol. Which is why I just took out the trash. For the first time in over a week. And oh, yeah, it was full. The flies were really starting to bother me. (Yes. I’m kidding.) (Maybe.) First, I need to just say something. Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! So back about a month or […]