End Of An Era

| December 8, 2009

I never found that post I wrote on my iPhone. And because I was so exhausted when I wrote it, I don’t even remember what it said besides “I had a good time! I want the Martells to adopt me! Bella told me I’m the ‘best Kristin ever!’ Pig was a theme of the weekend! […]

The Original Kristabella

| November 30, 2009

How was everyone’s Thanksgiving? Did you all enjoy your nice, long holiday weekends? I sure did. Four days is almost detrimental to everything for me – my sleep habits, my eating habits, my drinking habits, my showering habits. But I had a very relaxing four days of sleeping in, eating and not really leaving the […]

Gobble, Gobble

| November 26, 2009

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! I know not many people will be reading posts today, but you know what? It isn’t Thanksgiving in Canada and I know plenty of Canadians that will be DYING to read something from me today! (Not really. I’ve had wine so I have an inflated ego.) Anyway, I’m feeling really good. It […]

A Christmas Recap in Bullet Form

| December 28, 2008

While I do love me some long weekends, it is also not a good thing. Because that many days of sleeping in and napping makes my body think we’re unemployed again. Whereas I would be all “NO! I can’t be unemployed AGAIN!” My body is thinking “WOO FUCKING HOO! NAPS! Glorious, glorious NAPS!” Needless to say, […]

We Wish You A Merry Chrismukkah

| December 24, 2008

For those of you who are new (or newish) here, you have probably been wondering why is it that I send out 140 holiday cards. And not only that I send out that many, but that I complain about it. Because while I am totally awesome, I don’t really think there are that many people out […]