Shrieeeeek at the Moon

| October 26, 2006

So this past Saturday night, me and my bitches went to Howl at the Moon. Yeah, I know it’s totally like a touristy place to go, but it is SO much fun. I mean, the songs they play are great. You get to sing along drunkenly at the top of your lungs. People without rhythm […]

Check. Me. Out.

| October 25, 2006

I guess it pays to have friends with blogs! Check it out! Yay me! Thanks to Senor Beavis for the AWESOME plug. I encourage you all to check out his site and read it. It’s damn funny people! Not everyone makes it into my Blogroll!

Where Oh Where Have My F’ing Sunglasses Gone?

| October 25, 2006

So I’ve lost my fucking sunglasses. Shouldn’t be that big of a deal, since I have about 12 pairs. But this was THE pair. I’ve had them for about 6 years, and they are awesome. They probably cost a total of $12. But that’s not the point. They looked good, were dark enough, blah, blah, […]

Six to One. Half Dozen to Another.

| October 24, 2006

I seriously was going to name this post “Six Penises. One Vagina.” But my mom reads this. And I think I would cringe every time I saw it in the sidebar. And the kids. Think of the mother fucking kids, bastards. So dinner was pretty uneventful. I should have felt privileged to be invited. I […]

Case of the Mondays

| October 23, 2006

So it is past 6 PM on a Monday night and I’m still at work. Mind you, there is a reason. I’m waiting to go to dinner with some of the big whigs. I’m positive they thought I was someone else when they invited me, or they were drunk, you know since I don’t have […]