The Password is Blank

| November 4, 2006

I’m back bitches! And better than ever. (Not really. But I am feeling a ton better. Thanks to all my well wishers!) I’ve come to realize when I’m not 100%, I’m not funny or creative or any of those kind of things. (Hell, I’m not really all that when I AM 100%) Which is part of […]

Larry, Moe, Curly and Strep

| November 1, 2006

I know you’ve all been sitting there, constantly refreshing going “when is there going to be a NEW post?” or “Where the hell is all the funny?” or “Is she dead?” Well, wait no more. Oh, and I’ve been home sick. With strep throat and a touch of the flu. Isn’t that loverly? And you […]

Officially Awesome

| October 28, 2006

So I went down to go out and grab some dinner this evening and as I walked through the building’s foyer, I noticed there was a note on one of the mailboxes. So of course, I had to check it out and see if it was for me. It wasn’t. It was for the person […]

Confucius Say…What the?

| October 28, 2006

I had Chinese food for lunch on Friday. It was pretty tasty. And I hit the jackpot with three fortune cookies. But these were the fortunes I got. I think the fortune cookie writers are smoking some good shit…  The situation is changeable, yet you cannot push the river. (All I was thinking about was […]

Marlboro (wo)Man

| October 27, 2006

So as some of you know, if I get REALLY sheeeatty when I’m out killing brain cells, I sometimes feel it is my need to “smoke” a cigarette. (The quotes are because actually inhaling would make me vomit. And if I’m THAT drunk, I can handle that just fine.) It happens less and less because, […]