Maybe That Person Has A Point

| July 3, 2007

First, a small disclaimer. Since apparently, after further review, I do fucking swear too much. Especially on this blog. Please be aware that this blog is rated the following, for violent abuse of every fucking swear word in the English language. Bastardos! (And Spanglish.) Good thing no damn kids read this. I would bitch-slap them into next Tuesday, for […]

Because Bullets Are Pretty

| July 1, 2007

I know, I know. My lack of blogging lately is shameful. I have no great excuse. When I get busy and get mopey, it’s the first thing I stop doing. When it really should be the first thing I keep doing. Or at least write shit ahead of time to publish at a later date. […]

Follow The Pack

| June 27, 2007

People, do you know about Twitter? Are you on it? Do you understand it? Do you need yet another thing in your life to waste precious time with? Well then get your ass on Twitter. Because I am. And I have no fucking clue what the point is. All I know is that everyone else […]

Reaching New Heights Of Laziness

| June 26, 2007

I know. I haven’t written in like a week. And I have no good excuse. Except that I find being utterly lazy and sloth-like is a damn good excuse. Don’t worry, I didn’t eat too much bacon and have a heart attack. No, I didn’t melt into a puddle like the Wicked Witch in Wizard […]

Hello Liver? Are You There? It’s Me Kristabella

| June 19, 2007

I’m at the conference again. The same conference. In the same place. With the same food. It’s like effing Groundhog’s Day. Oh, and the bartender at the bar downstairs knows my name. And remembers my room number. From the LAST time I was here. Wayne is my boy. I now might become a regular at […]