Well, They Have Locker Rooms

| August 15, 2007

Sometimes I swear my life should be a TV show. If only to prove to people my utter stupidity. For all the land to see. So remember how I’m going to the gym now? The gym that sucks and apparently doesn’t have locker rooms? Well, they do. As I figured the other day, they are […]

I Must Stop Living in Fear

| August 14, 2007

One night last week as I was writing some, I’m sure, very witty, insightful post, I thought about the fact that I still have yet to go into great detail about how it came about that this here blog went and got me fired. I thought of it mostly because the post in question, the […]

Miraculous Return

| August 13, 2007

So the new hair went over well at work today. Everyone noticed. Even some boys! And we all know most straight males will never notice. Even if your damn head is on fire. I had one person tell me that this color is more “me”, which will severely upset my mother because as supportive as […]

The Reveal

| August 12, 2007

So did you guys know that I was getting my hair done this weekend? Did I maybe happen to mention it? I KNOW you are all on the edges of your seats wondering “did she go with bangs? Will her hair be any different? I have to know what she decided!” Well wait no further. […]

Would You Like Some Cheese With That Whine?

| August 8, 2007

Breaking news! I found my future husband! And the kicker? He lives with his mother! Think of all the tall basketball-player babies we’ll have! Kiss my ass, Shaq! You and your tiny wife have nothing on me and Leonid. (We’ll have to change his name, of course.) That’s THE most exciting thing I could think […]