Meh

| October 24, 2007

So I’m going to do that thing where I apologize for not posting. And I have no real excuse. I mean except for the fact that my brain is devoid (void?) of anything interesting to write about. I shit you not, I actually Googled “give me something fucking interesting to blog about, GOOGLE!” today. So […]

Celebration Aftermath

| October 22, 2007

So Kristabella had a hell of a time celebrating on Friday. She decided to drink her weight in paper-labeled beer bottles and was comatose until Sunday morning. Which was good, because hungover Kristabella is such a bitch. And I’d rather not deal with her whiney ass. Because Jesus, woman! The 17 beers would explain why […]

Can’t Be Arsed To Do Much Of Anything

| October 9, 2007

Sometimes I wish I lived in England or Australia. Or any of those other English speaking countries that aren’t in North America. Because they have cool accents. And their slang is just awesome. The other night I was IMing with Alynda and she said she couldn’t “be arsed to do” something or other. And I’m […]

200 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall

| October 3, 2007

This is my 200th post. The End. Go Cubs Go! Wow. I’m kind of shocked. One because, well, that’s a lot of posts. Most of them include plenty of whining. And plenty of drunken moments. And two, because I would think I would have more. It sure seems like I’ve written a million posts. But […]

A Fall-Free Weekend

| September 30, 2007

I swear, earlier this weekend I had tons of ideas for posts. TONS! And I was going to amaze you with my mad writing skillz, yo. But right now? All I can think is “wow, that pork tenderloin I made for dinner was mad tasty. Word.” Because apparently I’ve gone all gangsta rap on yo […]