I Have Things to Say

| March 24, 2008

I do. But I’m sick. And tired. So my motivation is null and void. All I want to do is sleep. But I’ll give you just a few of the things I have to say. Because we all know I’m incapable of shutting the hell up. Snow in March sucks. It just shouldn’t snow in […]

Drink Up Bitches!

| March 16, 2008

If you’ve read one sentence of this blog, namely my tagline, you will know that alcohol and I have a love/love affair. We are the bestest friends that two things can be. So clearly, St. Patty’s Day is one of my most favorite holidays. It is a holiday where the only goal is to drink as […]

My Body Isn’t Quite Sure Of The Time

| March 10, 2008

Why the fuck do we have this whole Daylight Savings Time? Why do I want to save daylight? Daylight needs to be shared and felt and seen. And don’t tell me because energy because when it is dark when I get up and dark when I get home, I’m using power. To light my house. […]

Dismantled

| March 8, 2008

First things first, I still have my job. Second things second, I’m only one of three left in the department. My entire department at work was dismantled on Friday. And I wasn’t expecting it at all. In total, we lost 7. By July 1 there will be three people left in the marketing department. Since […]

We Interrupt This Regularly Scheduled Post

| March 7, 2008

Hi. This is Bacon. I’m filling in for Kristabella. And I’m not happy about it, let me tell you. Remember how she was telling us all how she’d answer the questions for Bacon TODAY? And that she wasn’t going to be lazy like last time? Well guess what? I sat up waiting, patiently mind you, […]