Tectonic Plates: Your New Alarm Clock

| April 18, 2008

Guess what we had in Illinois today? Why am I even asking. It’s like almost the end of the day so if you haven’t heard you’re my hero because that means you spend all your waking hours reading celebrity news and you could care less about what is going on in the real world. We […]

Seriously In Need Of A Vacation

| April 15, 2008

I’ve hit that point where I have nothing to write about it. And not only is there nothing in my brain to write about, my brain has rebelled and completely checked out and just wants to go to bed at a decent hour and not spend two hours looking at a blank white computer screen […]

Free Is My Middle Name

| April 14, 2008

In true Jen Lancaster style: Scene: My living room couch on Friday night, hanging out with my mother. She was over because we had to get up at zero-dark-thirty to go straight to Hell Chuck E. Cheese Saturday morning. We were watching The Wedding Singer on ABC Family, enjoying some pizza and beer/wine. On comes […]

The E Stands For EXIT

| April 13, 2008

This weekend was the big celebration of my nephew’s sixth birthday. Which means it was a typical kid’s party and was held at none other than Chuck E. Cheese. I was actually looking forward to it earlier in the week. I figured I could brush up on my Skee-Ball skills and hope to fulfill my lifelong […]

Another Post Where I Talk About My Teeth

| April 10, 2008

So this morning was the second and FINAL part of The Great Root Canal Adventure of 2008. And I’m happy to tell you that I’m doing fine. And I am glad that it seems to be all over. And that I hope to never see that Dentist McDouchebag ever again IN MY LIFE. I went in this morning […]