I’ve Haven’t Complained About The Heat In Awhile

| June 5, 2008

Guess what? Summer is officially here. Not the summer solstice kind of official, but the unofficial THE HUMIDITY IS SLOWLY KILLING ME AND MAKING ME STABBY arrival of summer. I have a few things to say about this. I am excited. I get to wear flip flops. Which is the one thing that will make me happy […]

SF: It Isn’t All Fog And Taxi Cab Accidents

| June 2, 2008

So thankfully my trip wasn’t all about bumping my head in a taxi cab accident. That small piece of my time was just something to talk about incessantly when I wasn’t talking about my BLAWG or Bacon. Because, holy shit people, I can talk about NOTHING ELSE. My flight out to San Francisco (never to be called […]

Click It Or Get A Bump On Your Head

| June 1, 2008

I’m back from my fabulous trip to San Francisco. And while I had all intentions of posting while I was out there on vacation, I just didn’t have a lot of time. That time was better spent drinking and laughing and hanging out with good friends. Since I’m exhausted and have to actually go into […]

Only In My Dreams

| May 27, 2008

I now have that Debbie Gibson song in my head. (“As real as it may see-eem, it was only in my dreams.”)  So this past weekend I had some interesting dreams. And since I had book club tonight, which means there is usually always alcohol involved (at least for me. Frozen sangria, ZOMG!), I have to […]

All Weekends Should Be 3-Day Weekends

| May 26, 2008

I just realized this morning that I have had that drunk post up for far too long. And that maybe people would think that I was lying in a gutter with red wine coming out my pores since no one has heard from me after a $5 wine induced drunken haze. I did spend most […]