Epic FAIL

| December 15, 2008

Oh holy hell today was a bad day. If a day starts off as bad as mine did today, there is no recovering. First off, I am not a morning person. Not in the least. I need a longer commute in the morning just to get my wits about me and not snap your head […]

At Least I Was Wearing Clean Underwear

| December 2, 2008

I’m sorry I’ve been a little non-existent on here lately. I have no real excuses. And I do want to go back to my old five-night a week blogging habit, but I have had a hard time keeping up with it. I’m in a bit of a funk with my writing and I have been […]

Fear Smells Like Pepper Spray

| November 25, 2008

Last Monday night, right before I was going to bed at the late hour of 11:30 PM, because I’m incapable of going to bed at a normal time, I heard someone yelling out on the street. I was brushing my teeth and I heard someone yell “HELP! 911!” over and over. It was late and […]

So Funktified

| November 24, 2008

Well hello there Internet. How have you been? Did you have a nice weekend? Are you looking forward to the Thanksgiving holiday? Or Thursday as it is known in Canada? Where have I been, you’re wondering? Oh, I have been sleeping. No really. I had all intentions to post last Thursday night. But then I […]

Employment Is Tiring

| November 19, 2008

This will not be long, Nation. (I always want to address people like Stephen Colbert.) You see, it is lateĀ and I have to get up early. Because I have a J-O-B to go to. But also, I have to get up early because I have to make a dish for a pot luck at work […]