Also This Weekend, I Called The Police

| April 27, 2009

I actually had an interesting weekend, this past weekend, besides the whole becoming a homeowner thing. Because that was really just Friday and I’ve kind of forgotten about it. Since I don’t live there yet. But then I remember when I notice all the things I have yet to pack. How can you spend a […]

That Might Explain The Sore Neck

| March 25, 2009

Today was a weird day. When I got into the office this morning, I turned on my computer, like I do every morning. I had to wait a bit longer to log on because Tuesday night when I left, Microsoft informed me it needed to install some updates before shutting down. So I said, “well […]

What Day Is It?

| March 10, 2009

So I’m back from vacation. And I feel like I’m moving around in a fog, like I’m in a dream because I’m not exactly sure what day it is, or what time it is. Because after spending about 36 hours in Chicago, I hopped a plane to Pittsburgh for work and I literally am totally […]

Loaves and Fishes

| February 25, 2009

So today is Ash Wednesday. You know what that means, right? It means that people walk around with dirt on their foreheads all day today. But you can’t say anything, lest ye look like an asshole. And it also means that it is the start of Lent. And what is Lent? Well it’s a period […]

Serenity Now

| February 24, 2009

In little over a week from now, I will be in Arizona. I will be soaking up as much sun as humanly possible and wearing nothing but SHORT SLEEVES and FLIP FLOPS for four whole days. And while I’m wearing FLIP FLOPS in the SUN, I will be DRINKING BEER and watching baseball. It is […]