I Wish I Could Quit You

| May 31, 2007

It’s officially summer. Yes, I know the whole summer solstice and all that crap hasn’t happened. But I’m sitting here in my apartment sweating into a puddle on the floor. Thank God for hardwood floors. I hope the floor doesn’t leak onto the granola-head-pot-smoking residents below me. Probably put out the flame on their lighter […]

Dumb Dora Was So Dumb…

| May 30, 2007

I had this awesome mediocre post all set to write and have it just flourish on the page. And I was hoping to laugh hysterically at my witty self. Like the whole Adam Levine cooking me bacon thing. Pure comedy gold right there. But then I saw some heartbreaking news. On Metromix. Whilst looking for […]

Take The Keys And Lock Her Up

| May 29, 2007

Last Thursday night, we had our monthly book club get-together. Normally book club consists of eating, drinking and talking. Mostly not about the book. Which is fine with me. I heart gossip. This month, though, we had a special guest. The author of the book! Jen Lancaster. In the flesh! And pearls! She was coming […]

Looooong Weekend

| May 28, 2007

Happy Memorial Day everyone! I’m sure you all had exciting plans. And figured I must have too because I haven’t posted. And must be out rubbing elbows with the well-to-do. Well, if you figured that then you’d be wrong. So very, very wrong. Saturday I didn’t even change out of my pajamas. Plus, I don’t […]

What’s A Really Exaggerated, Whiny Word For Exhausted?

| May 21, 2007

Because that’s what I am. I. Am. Beet. (See, I’m so fucking tired that I just laughed for a minute about being a red vegetable.) So did you know that today was my first day at my new job? Did you? No? Oh. Well, it was. Funny. I could have sworn I mentioned it. It […]