Spamalot

Posted By on October 20, 2009

I was planning to write a long, well-thought out post this evening. But then I got invited to Text Fest Tuesday with Metalia, Slynnro and Ali during the airings of The Hills and The City. Let me tell you, those funny ladies make those shows much more fun to watch! Especially because Ali has never seen them and a lot of her messages were all “WHY DOES EVERYONE LOOK THE SAME?”

So instead of a real post, I’m going to give you some jokes.

See, some spammer on my site has been leaving jokes in the comments. I think he’s trying to get me to buy Cialis or Viagra, and let me tell you, if the jokes continue, I may just buy it because I have been SO ENTERTAINED.

I dare you not to laugh!

joke1

And then the next one:

joke2

And then:

joke3

And finally tonight I had this one:

“Sorry, for off top, I wanna tell one joke: Why did Willie Nelson get hit by a car? He was playing on the road again.”

I actually am now looking forward to checking my spam comments every day!

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Kristabella, who also answers to “Hey! Drunk Girl!”, is a reformed band geek with an amazing ability to drink most people under the table. You can read her inane ramblings here, where she talks about her exciting life as a spinster with two cats and a fascination for Bacon.

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13 Responses to “Spamalot”

  1. Camels & Chocolate says:
    October 21, 2009 at 1:02 am

    Haha, nice! And I want in on the Text Fest! (Well, erm, I would if I actually watched the Hills in real time and not while editing some crap piece of work half-heartedly the next morning. Though can we all say a few hail Mary’s that Kristin is baaaack. And it’s not just because she shares my name either!)
    .-= Camels & Chocolate´s last blog ..Photo Friday: Grover Hot Springs, California =-.

  2. Ree says:
    October 21, 2009 at 6:18 am

    I want a nice spammer who sends me funnies. 😉
    .-= Ree´s last blog ..Oh the places I’ve been =-.

  3. Mahnee says:
    October 21, 2009 at 7:43 am

    I think he’s getting some of those jokes from the Laffy Taffy wrappers!

  4. Libby says:
    October 21, 2009 at 8:34 am

    Nuts in it’s pockets? Perfect.

  5. ali says:
    October 21, 2009 at 9:29 am

    crap..my spammers only want to increase the size of my cock..
    .-= ali´s last blog ..I’m shredded. And not in a Jillian Michaels kind of way. But I like biking. Who knew? =-.

  6. Angella says:
    October 21, 2009 at 2:43 pm

    I’ve been getting funny spam too! Totally cracking me up.
    .-= Angella´s last blog ..I Suck At Titles Too =-.

  7. Shannon says:
    October 21, 2009 at 3:29 pm

    i totally told the knight light joke to just about everyone i know..
    i think i may of been more amused than they were but i liked it!

  8. Darcey says:
    October 21, 2009 at 4:10 pm

    I’m not even cool enough to have spammers.
    .-= Darcey´s last blog ..Party Like It’s 1999! =-.

  9. alice says:
    October 21, 2009 at 5:33 pm

    Dude! Why aren’t my spammers funny? Totally unfair. Yet awesome for you.

  10. Scarlet says:
    October 21, 2009 at 7:09 pm

    You text about The Hills and The City? I am so jealous.
    .-= Scarlet´s last blog ..Fashion Victim =-.

  11. nancypearlwannabe says:
    October 21, 2009 at 9:23 pm

    Wow, all I get is junk ads for Viagra. Your spam box is way funnier than mine!
    .-= nancypearlwannabe´s last blog ..Demons and Blog Friends =-.

  12. Chibi Jeebs says:
    October 21, 2009 at 11:16 pm

    Nuts in the pockets made me chuckle. lol

  13. Erin says:
    October 25, 2009 at 1:11 pm

    I love the new design!
    .-= Erin´s last blog ..Long, Long Long* =-.

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