N to the Izzo, L to the Izza

| June 25, 2009

For those of you who don’t speak Jay-Z, that spells NOLA. (I love Jay-Z. He is hands down one of the best rappers ever and knows how to make a hit record. And a fucking smart businessman. So naturally I love all his songs, even H to the Izzo. But is it true he is […]

Flying the Friendly Skies

| March 5, 2009

Hey! I’m in Arizona! Did you know I was going to Arizona? Because I don’t think I’ve mentioned the fact that I was going to Arizona on vacation. Nope, didn’t mention it. Not once. I arrived safely last night and was giddy at the fact that I was not wearing a jacket when I was […]

Almost Friday Bullets

| December 11, 2008

Because I have things to say and not enough brain power to write sentences and transitions and conclusions. I got home from Pittsburgh tonight. It was only a few hours later than was planned. Because as soon as my plane was set to take off for Chicago, the rain in Pittsburgh turned to freezing rain. […]

Minnesota: Where They Like To Spell

| November 6, 2008

This past weekend I took a trip up to Minnesota to visit my friend Julie and her husband Joe. Julie is pregnant with her first child and I wanted to go up and see her before she pops out Cletus the Fetus. Also, I didn’t realize how badly I needed a little mini-break until I […]

Bacon – The San Francisco Treat

| June 4, 2008

On my recent trip to San Francisco, Bacon made his second cross-country trip with me. (His first was to Vegas in April.) In the group I was hanging out with in San Francisco, there were actually quite a few fans of Bacon. (Natch.) So I decided to let him out of the bag more. He gets really mad when […]