All Skate

| March 4, 2007

I had a big weekend planned this weekend. I was getting my hair did on Saturday. And had a birthday party to attend. And was going to go grocery shopping to actually have something edible in the house besides pretzels and microwave popcorn. And maybe clean my filthy-ass house. But, as per usual, I didn’t […]

Eye Spy………A Pain In My Ass

| March 1, 2007

I have been wearing glasses and/or contacts for over 20 years. I come from a long line of people with really bad eyesight. (Gram has the corneas of dead people in her eyes. Brings new meaning to “I see dead people.”) So I know my way around an optometrist’s office. But in those 20-plus years, […]

Did You Know This Is The Second Post Titled Back To Life, Back To Reality? Uncreative Whore

| February 28, 2007

So I was going about my normal routine this morning in my attempt to get to work on time. Wednesdays are the only days I actually have to be to work at a certain time. We have 8 AM meetings every week. And when you usually roll in at 8:45, it makes quite a difference. […]

The 64 Dollar Question

| February 26, 2007

People. People! Peeeee-pull. I joined a gym. Me! I joined one! For fuck’s sake! Shocking, I know. So the money/gym gods must have been looking down upon me today. (Like the satellite TV gods were looking upon me last night, turning my TV back on right before the telecast.) See, I really need to join […]

Holy Oscar Madness, Batman!

| February 25, 2007

Oh. My. Oscar. I lurve the Oscars. It’s like my second favorite TV day behind the Super Bowl. It’s like pop culture’s Super Bowl. The red carpet! And the celebrities! And the fashion! I was thinking of writing a timeline of my watching of the Oscars tonight. But then I started writing it, and it […]