Saturday Night BLOG!

Posted By on June 25, 2011

I would like to tell you how dedicated I am, that I’m posting on a Saturday night. Because I’ve had a many glass of red wine. So much so, I have the “red wine mouth”.

This is why I don’t have a boyfriend, isn’t it? It’s OK, you don’t have to lie to me. I can see it.


So I was going to post earlier today about the Casey Anthony trial. Because I have OPINIONS. And I figure, what better day than Saturday night to post these opinions? Because no one cares what U think. But it would be a post. And seriously, I’m this close to being part of the daily trial chat becausee I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS WITH SOMEONE!

In fact, when the whole shit went down with Casey’s mom Cindy on Thurdsay, I had to tell people at work. And then this girl was all “wehere did you see this?” And I said “Twitter” SHE SCOFFED! Did you know that people don’t believe that Twitter knows all? I had to assure her that it was a live feeed from the courthouse, not some weird person in Alsaska tweeting about it. Twitter is awesome.


I shouldn’t have a webcam.


I always think drunk posting would be a good idea, but I feel like I have nothing to say besidnes what I’ve already texted to my frineds:

  • Hi, I miss you
  • I miss you lost
  • I’m drunk’
  • Yqy


This is why I was meant to be a drunk in the 19th centruyt……..I’m better without tecnologyu.

About the author

Kristabella, who also answers to “Hey! Drunk Girl!”, is a reformed band geek with an amazing ability to drink most people under the table. You can read her inane ramblings here, where she talks about her exciting life as a spinster with two cats and a fascination for Bacon.


10 Responses to “Saturday Night BLOG!”

  1. Sarah Lena says:

    You? ARE MY HERO. That is waaaay more coherent than I anticipated! Brava!

  2. -R- says:

    Nicely done.

    I feel like the only person on Twitter not following the Casey Anthony trial.

  3. ohmommy says:

    I always wake up in the morning and ask myself “Holy shit. Did I hit PUBLISH last night?”

  4. Rhi says:


  5. Angella says:

    You = awesome.

  6. Holly says:

    Your dedication should be rewarded! 🙂 Good job posting on a Saturday night. And also — PLEASE DISCUSS THE CASEY ANTHONY TRIAL! It is such a friggin trainwreck!

  7. Jessica says:

    Great post. Bring me wine?

  8. bahahaha!!!
    Way to keep up the posting streak!!

  9. alimartell says:

    …but I love your drunk texts!!!!

  10. Alice says:

    i have to disagree – i am VERY HAPPY that technology has made it possible for me to read this post. drunk posting = THE BEST! yay!