Well That Didn’t Last Long

Posted By on November 15, 2010

Oh, hello there. You frightened me. I didn’t think anyone would be around this dusty place. You know, this blog that I had vowed to post more on. I literally had to blow dust off the old laptop and remember how to turn it on. Actually, my laptop is always dusty. I never clean my house. It’s kind of disgusting, actually.

Anyway, I had every intention of keeping up my end of the “posting more” bandwagon. But last week, well, let’s just say that I do not handle time changes well, especially the Fall Back one. Because while it is awesome in the mornings – “Hey, it’s only 7 AM, but it feels like 8 AM and I’m rested and holy shit! I have time to blow dry my hair! This is AMAZEBALLS!” – it is not awesome as the day wears on – “Oh, it must be almost 5 PM, almost time to go home. Thank God, this day felt like it was never going to end (looks at clock) WHAT? IT IS ONLY 2:30? HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? WHEN DO I GET A NAP?!?”

So that was my excuse part of last week. The other days, well I went out drinking on Tuesday night and got home late. And then Wednesday, well once I get out of the habit, it’s hard to get back in the habit. And then all I would write about would be all “hey! Did you know that this time change really fucks me up?” And basically it would be just like this post and well, the end.

And that is the extent of my exciting life and why I haven’t been posting.

I had a list of things I was going to talk about tonight. But then, well I think I ate something rancid from the deli in my office building. I had a salad, and the dressing didn’t taste quite right. I mean, it didn’t taste spoiled, it just wasn’t regular ranch dressing. But since you pay by weight for the salad, it was a $9 salad, so I was going to finish it. That was not the best idea, seeing as an hour later I started to feel like crap. So I took off a little early because I really didn’t want to puke in my trash can. You’re welcome, co-workers.

I’ve been holed up in bed, watching TV since I got home. I choked down some toast and I’m feeling better. I don’t know what the deal was, but I didn’t like it one bit. Especially since I now have an aversion to ranch dressing. Although, on second thought, that’s a good thing for my waistline.

And with that, I shall leave you to go peruse some other, more entertaining blogs. For instance, go read my most recent post on Draft Day Suit. I’m really enjoying writing these college football recaps.

Also, a final note, you should all be excited to know that I recently purchased this:

He should be arriving to his new home shortly. We’re all excited to welcome a new member of the family to the house! Can’t you just FEEL their excitement?

The only way to get them to look at me was to say “Do you want TREEEAAATTTSSSS?” And then I snapped the photo and didn’t give them any treats. This is why they puke on my things.

About the author

Kristabella, who also answers to “Hey! Drunk Girl!”, is a reformed band geek with an amazing ability to drink most people under the table. You can read her inane ramblings here, where she talks about her exciting life as a spinster with two cats and a fascination for Bacon.


6 Responses to “Well That Didn’t Last Long”

  1. Jessica says:

    Oh my god. Talking plush bacon. That is the most ridiculous thing that I never knew I NEEDED TO HAVE. I wonder if my two year old would want one for Christmas? And would she notice when it disappeared to Mummy’s room.. hmmm ..
    Jessica´s last blog post ..Just a Mum

  2. Gav says:

    Soy Bacon???? Love!
    Gav´s last blog post ..General Tso’s Chicken

  3. Kristin says:

    “This is why they puke on my things.” – You’re hysterical. Hope you are all recovered now.
    Kristin´s last blog post ..Tomorrow

  4. My cats puke on my things in revenge for procreating.

    Speaking of offspring, they all adore you now that we can read our computer screen again! I literally jumped up and down in joy. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!
    Tracey – JustAnotherMommyBlog´s last blog post ..Feeling Horizontal

  5. regan says:

    Jparks routinely mutters insults about Ben Franklin for creating daylight savings time because like you, he can’t handle it.
    regan´s last blog post ..I have questions for you

  6. Angella says:

    Stuffed bacon! I love it. 🙂
    Angella´s last blog post ..The Good Stuff