Recuperate
Posted By Kristabella on March 7, 2010
I’m currently watching the Oscars and refreshing Twitter a thousand times a minute because then it feels like I am back in college and watching the Oscars with my friend Amber. It’s not as fun to make snarky comments to your cats. They don’t really care and are more amused by licking their assholes.
Anyway, because I love the Oscars and because I did nothing today but sleep and eat a large quantity of Taco Bell, I don’t have time to write a proper blog post. And boy oh boy does this weekend need a proper recap. It needs a post! Or probably two! Because it was that good and kind of ridiculous, but in the most awesome way possible. There was beer! And hot Irish kids! (No really! He was 24! I AM A COUGAR!) And weird dive bars! And karaoke in a different language! And cab drivers! OF COURSE!
But that will have to wait until tomorrow. Until then, I give you a Public Service Announcement: Be wary of a drunk person with a pool stick in hand. You may end up “marked”.
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I made a very loud noise when I saw your picture…thought I was looking at a black eye!!!!!!!! Hey…it’s not even 7:30am! Can’t wait for the re-cap….well, since I AM your mother, perhaps I can. J/K
The Oscars were kinda lame. Except for Sandra Bullock’s win. THAT is what an Oscar moment should be.
I think there should be an Oscar A and B team. The B team should come on at, like, 8:30am and show all that crap no one cares about. Then the Red Carpet. Then a 40 minute show of Best Actor/Actress/Supporting/Movie/Director/Annual John Hughes Tribute/In Memorium (or the segment I like to call “Oh Sh*t, That Guy DIED?!?). Then back to drinks and stuff.
The world would be SO much more efficient if I ran it. Sheesh!
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Geez, dude! Because I’m an asshole who looks at the pictures before reading the actual WORDS, I totally thought you had a black eye. O_O Glad it’s just chalk!
That’s a lovely shade on you. 😉
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ha, chalk me up (GET IT!?) to another person who thought you had a black eye. i am QUITE interested to hear about this weekend, though…!
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Wow! Pool stick in the eye is not cool.
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I think you owe us some stories!!! I am in suspense after reading your twitter this weekend!
Who poked you in the EYELID?!
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