Bacon’s New Friend
Posted By Kristabella on May 18, 2009
Sometimes the internet sucks. It is a place filled with drama and mean people and trolls and assvice. But overall, the internet is a good place. Because when the internet is being an asshole, you have your group of Usuals who will commiserate with you and be your sounding board. Because really, unless you’re not invested and heavily involved in the interwebs, half the shit I talk about probably doesn’t make much sense. Ask my mom. I try and fill her in and then I can actually see her head spinning through email.
Anyway, sometimes the internet is so awesome and it reminds you why you joined the blogging community in the first place. Today when I got home, from a typical shitty Monday, I had a package waiting for me. Regan told me that she was sending me something and little did I know how awesome it is.
Behold, my newest possession!
It is a beer mug! With BACON ON IT! How fucking awesome is it? Regan is the best! Friend! Ever! It totally turned my Monday into a FUNDAY!
So I figured New Bacon should meet Old Bacon. They were a little hesitant at first.
Glass Bacon was a tad frightened by the height of Folder Bacon. But she warmed up to the elder Bacon quickly.
And then it just got inappropriate and I told them to just get a room!
Regan, Folder Bacon would like to personally thank you for giving him something to be excited about. And something to take his mind off the cats. And he would say “Regan, Put the ‘B’ in BLT where the B stands for BOO YAH, you are the Bomb Diggity!”
Bacon is also clearly stuck in the mid-90s.
This may be your best Bacon post yet!
How cool!!!!! Glad you had a nice end to your Monday!
YOU KILL ME… and … I’m slain.
I seriously think you need to cut Old Bacon some slack. You just displaced him from the only home he’s ever known, and thrust him into an environment that lacks the comforting haze of pot smoke. (which is probably the only way he got through the days, btw) Old Bacon, I think you need to speak to the Union Head to find out what your rights in this situation are. Not only are you entitled to any “comfort” you can get, but you probably should get your very own lettuce and tomato in these circumstances. I think you behaved very respectably with Beer Mug Bacon! Who else was going to whisper in her ear all the warnings about Kitty Kitty’s crazies? ::there there::
Why was the internet being an assface?
Cool bacon mug. Yeah, people can be assfaces sometimes. Hope your Tuesday is awesomely unassfaced. I like to make up words.
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Totally perfect for you!
Also wondering who is giving you grief? I got your back, babe.
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Haaaaa! Loves it!
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Typical Regan, buying her friends.
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Before Chris and I were “together together” I sent him bacon bandaids in the mail. I think to think that sealed the deal.
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that is quite possibly the best mug in the history of mugs.
this is a momentous occasion for folder bacon. it’s like when god created eve for adam.
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Was [Elder] Bacon also listening to Blackstreet’s “No Diggity”? Because that? Would make my day.
That bacon mug is sweet! Where did she get it from? I love it! Oh you should get bacon mug and bacon folder some bacon lube (http://bitsandpieces.us/2009/04/02/bacon-lube/)
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Thanks… now, I have the words (and music) stuck in my head: Hey YA, Hey YA, Hey YA, Hey YAAAAAAAA… (and so on).
LOVE YOU!
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I will NEVER eat another BLT without remembering this episode of bacon sex. Cool.
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At least if one of them gets pregnant, you can eat it’s young….
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That’s awesomeness!
Love the mug! An ode to bacon for all to enjoy!
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I’m sorry the Internet was being an asswipe, but this is one of the funniest posts about Bacon by far. I especially love the subtle opening of the folder.
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Does this somehow make me Bacon’s pimp?