Tag, I’m It

Posted By on November 10, 2007

I am not creative on Saturdays. Especially after I pub crawled myself into a drunken oblivion last night. Shots? Never a good idea. But never a good idea after 17 beers. Irish car bombs? Tasty, like chocolate milk, but will knock me on my ass every time.

So you get a meme. Because I was tagged. By Kaleigh. And I don’t back down from a tag. And I appreciate not having to think about something to write about. And it helps when my brain is only thinking about whether or not dropping an anvil on my head will make this headache go away.

Four First Names of Crushes I Had
1. Stephan
2. Christian
3. Bobby
4. Keal

Four Pieces of Clothing I Wish I Still Owned
1. Jelly shoes
2. Footie pajamas
3. My brown mules that I threw away in the summer because the heel was a little broken and figured I’d be able to find another pair of brown shoes that I like. I have yet to find a replacement suitable enough.
4. This pair of brown wide-wale corduroy pants. So comfy.

Four Professions I Secretly Want to Try
1. Teacher
2. Bus Driver
3. Usher at Wrigley Field
4. Bartender at Hooters

Four Musicians I’d Most Want to Go On a Date With
1. Adam Levine
2. John Mayer and his enormously large head
3. Dave Matthews
4. Britney Spears. Someone needs to talk some sense into her.

Four Foods I’d Rather Throw Than Eat
1. Lima Beans
2. Strawberries
3. Kale
4. Bologna

Four Things I Like to Sniff
1. Glue
2. Sharpies
3. Cocaine
4. Fabric Softener

Four People to Tag (Because they are all NaBloPoMo people. And there is a rampant case of Writer’s Block going around. Be sure not to catch it. And wash your hands.)
1. Aly
2. Marianne
3. Hotfessional
4. Hot Librarian

About the author

Kristabella, who also answers to “Hey! Drunk Girl!”, is a reformed band geek with an amazing ability to drink most people under the table. You can read her inane ramblings here, where she talks about her exciting life as a spinster with two cats and a fascination for Bacon.


10 Responses to “Tag, I’m It”

  1. alyndabear says:

    Am hiding this one in the “ohshitihavenothingtowriteaboutagain” folder of my emails.

    Ha.. fabric softener. I sniff my hair after I wash it. That sounds somewhat freakish.

  2. blackberrie says:

    Woohoo! I’m not being punished for posting about Bacon Says! Lol!

  3. Jenn says:

    I LOVE sniffing Sharpies! AND those smelly markers that were always so much fun to color with BUT cost so much money…I loved the dark green and the orange! YUMMY!

  4. Laurel says:

    Seriously, you still want jelly shoes? Those things gave me mad blisters.

  5. This a tricky one… Like I’m actually going to have to THINK about it. Hmmmm…

  6. Mahnee says:

    Is it my computer or do you have a new design on this page? I like it.
    You don’t like bologna any more?

  7. Katie says:

    Is it weird that I sniff my dog’s feet? Also, oh how I loved the jelly shoe resurgence in the 90’s. But remember how sweaty they made your feet?

  8. Scarlet says:

    Can’t believe you didn’t tag me;) I have an entire blog devoted to these.

  9. Nicole says:

    Love the jelly shoes, I wish I still had my little pink ones, and maybe wear them while throwing bologna! Ha! That would be a great one to throw.

  10. Kristie says:

    Careful with the Sharpie sniffing. I hear it gives you a case of the stupids.