A Dash of the Crazy
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Monday, July 14th, 2008I am really trying to write a post that isn’t all consuming about my upcoming trip to San Francisco for BlogHer. Because that’s all I talk about on email and to anyone who will listen. And let me tell you, the elderly woman in the dressing room at Target is scarred for life because she [...]
Dear Human
Monday, June 23rd, 2008Today, guest blogging on my site are my two cats. Because Kristabella has run out of things to write about. Something she never would have thought was even possible.
Dear Human,
We need to talk. We are not satisfied with the food situation in our home. Notice we said our home, since we spend more time here than [...]
10 PM Is The 2 AM Of Old Drunks
Sunday, June 22nd, 2008So Saturday was the shower/bachelorette party for my friend Jenny. You know, the one where I ranted about presents and having to buy people underwear?
I ended up getting her a cute tank thing with matching panties. At the very last minute because I am the LAZIEST PERSON ON THE PLANET. Seriously. I went to Macy’s [...]
And I Don’t Think I Said Fuck Once
Wednesday, June 18th, 2008Did you guys know I start a lot of sentences with and? I didn’t realize it until I started writing for Betty Confidential and got my edited pieces back with all the Ands taken out. I’m like a fucking indecisive kid in a candy store. “I want gum drops. And I want pixie sticks. And I [...]
I Do Look Good In Red
Tuesday, June 10th, 2008Yesterday my good blogging pal Jodifur wrote a post about how her three year old little boy, Michael, came home and informed her that communists were bad. And she’s wracking her brain wondering where on Earth he heard it because how does that come up in conversation? With a three year old?
So I was emailing [...]