A Dash of the Crazy
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Sunday, August 24th, 2008I’m venturing into the last two weeks at my crap-ass job. As we speak, I’m not minding it all that much seeing as I’m sitting in my 31st floor hotel suite overlooking Michigan Avenue and drinking my free bottle of wine and eating my free chocolate-covered strawberries. (Well, I’m not actually eating them since I [...]
How’s This For Embarrassing?
Tuesday, August 19th, 2008Have I mentioned that I am obsessed with the Olympics? No? Well, let me tell you that Olympic fever, I has it. And I have fallen into a deep depression because Michael Phelps hasn’t been on my TV in DAYS, DAYS I TELL YOU, and now I have to resort to Google and reading any [...]
How My Mind Works
Tuesday, August 12th, 2008The Olympics are giving me ADD. I started writing two posts yesterday and had to give up because they were just CRAP! If it’s not Scottish, it’s CRAP!
I wanted to tell you about how I spent my weekend as a cat. How I got home Friday from work, earlier than normal, and took a two-hour [...]
Where I Try Not To Mention BlogHer More Than 10 Times
Monday, July 14th, 2008I am really trying to write a post that isn’t all consuming about my upcoming trip to San Francisco for BlogHer. Because that’s all I talk about on email and to anyone who will listen. And let me tell you, the elderly woman in the dressing room at Target is scarred for life because she [...]
Dear Human
Monday, June 23rd, 2008Today, guest blogging on my site are my two cats. Because Kristabella has run out of things to write about. Something she never would have thought was even possible.
Dear Human,
We need to talk. We are not satisfied with the food situation in our home. Notice we said our home, since we spend more time here than [...]