Ow, My Nose

| November 3, 2011

You guys, this is two Brady Bunch references in the span of three days. This has got to be some sort of record. Now I have a theme for NaBloPoMo! Teri will be so proud! It’s turning colder here in Chicago. That means that air is getting drier and static cling becomes something you once [...]

Every Night They’re Cuddlin’

| October 20, 2011

It’s cold here in Chicago now. Today had a wind chill. Now granted, it was some INSANE wind, see? But regardless, our warm temps from just last week are long gone and it’s only going to get colder. To me, this is one of the worst parts of the year. It’s such a shock to [...]

Twitter Has Given Me ADD

| October 13, 2011

You guys, I really want to post more. I feel so much more productive and everything when I post. Posting means my hands are doing something besides shoving food into my face-hole. I just have literally run out of ideas. I am not longer able to come up with ideas for posts. Next month is [...]

Mysterious Whirring Noise

| October 10, 2011

Last week I noticed that there was an odd noise in my building’s lobby. Then I noticed that this same weird noise was also present in my bathroom. It was a whirring kind of sound. It sounded like the people who live above me left the jets on in their jacuzzi tub. And then never [...]

My New ‘Do

| September 29, 2011

So remember when I asked about growing out my bangs? And I asked for all of your opinions? And y’all were so helpful in that you were split down the middle? Well, I decided to grow them out. And I think they are growing. I know they are fucking annoying. I started out doing this. [...]