This Wouldn’t Have Happened At The Brady House…

Posted By on November 9, 2011

Because there was no toilet in the Brady Bunch bathroom shared by six people.

This morning as I was heading into take one of my many bathroom breaks, one of many because I’m starting to take my diet and weight loss seriously again which means I drink gallons of water a day and have to pee all the damn time, I encountered something gross.

Now I know it is the bathroom and ultimately all things in the bathroom are gross. But this was one of the grossest. Especially once my stupid mind started to wander and think of what caused it.

So I go to enter the stall (we have about 6 in our bathroom on our floor) and as I go to lock the stall door, my hand is wet. And I notice liquid dripping, DRIPPING, off the door handle.


I already had my pants half-down my legs and was preparing to go pee before my brain processed this and made an audible “ewwwww” in what I hope was an empty bathroom.


There is no NON-DISGUSTING explanation for this. Your hands had to either be wet when you locked the door pre-potty, or were wet when you unlocked it, post-potty. And in both cases, EWWWWWWW.

I’m never using that stall again. Good thing I’m moving to a different floor next week.

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Kristabella, who also answers to “Hey! Drunk Girl!”, is a reformed band geek with an amazing ability to drink most people under the table. You can read her inane ramblings here, where she talks about her exciting life as a spinster with two cats and a fascination for Bacon.


9 Responses to “This Wouldn’t Have Happened At The Brady House…”

  1. Jessica says:

    ohmygod. That is entirely disgusting. Things like that are why I open doors with my elbows and flush toilets with my feet. I hope you were able to disinfect. 😛
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  2. Andrea says:

    That makes my stomach turn! Bleh!!
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  3. alimartell says:

    oh my damn.

  4. Nenette says:

    “It was just water, it was just water, it was just water…” would’ve been my mantra for the rest of that day. Said also while rocking back and forth in my chair. Good god, that’s gross.
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  5. Angella says:

    SIIIIIIICK. Ack. Ew. Blech.
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  6. Rhi says:

    People are sick. Seriously.
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  7. Scarlet says:

    I can’t think of an explanation:(
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  8. Alice says:

    what the… and if it was DRIPPING, that means someone had to be, like, FISHING AROUND in the bowl. you can’t transfer DRIPPING AMOUNTS to the handle with just a too-small-tp incident.
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  9. sarah h says:

    OMG! I assume you have already made the appointment to be fitted for the prosthetic hand you are probably needing after you cut the dripping one off?