Comments on: 600

By: thecoconutdiaries

thecoconutdiaries — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 17:59:48 +0000

I live in a city with no professional sports. What this town considers a reasonable substitute is college football. COLLEGE. You, my friend, get to go to Cubs games and Bears games and Bulls games while I am stuck in hippy-ass Austin with nothing but this burnt orange longhorn bullshit. So, I should get the shirt to wipe away my tears every time you post about going to a game.
thecoconutdiaries´s last blog ..Right Back Where I Started From

By: hillary

hillary — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 20:21:44 +0000

Oh my hell, those shirts are fabulous. I’m not a cereal fan. I’d rather eat bacon for breakfast.
hillary´s last blog ..There’s A Woman With A Mustache Who Won’t Let Me Be

By: witchypoo

witchypoo — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 20:15:50 +0000

If I’m picked, I choose to give the winning NSFW shirt to Angella, on the caveat that she take a picture of her wearing it while shopping at her regular grocery store. So, please, PICK MY ARSE, err, ME
witchypoo´s last blog ..Oink

By: Cindy from Cincinnati

Cindy from Cincinnati — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 19:32:15 +0000

Congratulations on your 600th post! I think it’s wonderful!

My favorite cereal is Wheat Chex and if you pick me I will make you a tin of puppy chow with some of my Wheat Chex and send it your way!

By: regan

regan — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 13:36:02 +0000

I need that shirt so the random number thing better pick me. Not only will I take a picture of me wearing it, but I’ll take a picture of Truman wearing HIS Bacon shirt being held by me wearing MY Bacon shirt. So there. I deserve to win.
regan´s last blog ..that star can twinkle

By: iamstillbroken

iamstillbroken — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 05:28:45 +0000

I’m all about the Corn Pops. Now, if you want to entertain yourself for awhile, just keep saying “corn pops” over and over again until you quit thinking of the cereal itself and taking the words literally. Now…it doesn’t sound too appetizing, does it? Sounds like a stupid fake cereal name, doesn’t it?

But it’s oh so good. Even better if you use the leftover milk for a second round of Corn Poppy goodness.
iamstillbroken´s last blog ..Cuddling in the Cutlass

By: Chibi Jeebs

Chibi Jeebs — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 05:00:48 +0000

OMG! I would be the coolest kid on the playground in that shirt!

Seriously though, congrats on 600! Oh, and my favourite cereal is…
Mini Wheats, wheats, wheats I want them vanilla for so long.

Mini wheats, wheats, wheats. Its high in fiber, you can’t go wrong!

P.S. You’re welcome for the brain worm.
P.P.S. If that didn’t work, I have a youtube link I’d be MORE than willing to share.
P.P.P.S. If your contest isn’t open to Canadians, disregard this comment/entry.
P.P.P.P.S. #kristabellahatescanadians? *snort*

By: Deidre

Deidre — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 09:58:42 +0000

Shouldn’t we be giving you things for letting us read your blog for 600 posts? Um, that’s false advertising as I have nothing to really give you…

Breakfast and me don’t mix. Particularly cereal in all it’s glutenous and dairy glory. It’s just my stomach hates me Kristin….True story.
Deidre´s last blog ..I have needs people, pie needs.

By: Lela

Lela — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 04:56:26 +0000

Awww, I thought I had the best word that describes you! I don’t need 600! I just need “Drunkabella”! Lol! (Omg I’m typing like a retard tonight, and I’m not even drunk meself!)
Lela´s last blog ..Classy Footwork

By: Yv-

Yv- — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 02:52:27 +0000

So what you don’t know about me is that 1. I’ve actually been reading for over a year but just started commenting 2. am in an MFA program and 3. was completely inspired by one of your WWBD posts and wrote three poems that I became known for at the school. Here’s the first poem out of the three (I’ll email you the other two if you want to see them)

Sex and Bacon

1.
Bacon is sexy.
Sizzling sweet maple skin
lost in the lather of oil in my hot pan.
Its saltiness on my lips
searing juices in my mouth,
I rub my tongue along crisp ridges
waiting for waxy grease to drip
down my throat, sating my empty stomach
its taste pleasuring my lonely palate
as only bacon can.

2.
Bacon makes everything better
he says to me, not knowing
I am a firm believer
that sex indeed makes a much better lover.

3.
Bacon is temptation
so close to my lips that
I dare not taste, for fear of burning
the tongue that so desperately
wants to speak of your salty ways.
The spitting greasy secret
kept between us
as though heat were all that was needed
to satisfy the empty place in the pit of me.

yeah…i want a shirt. bad.
Yv-´s last blog ..The Drought