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	<title>Comments on: Thursday Night Bullets &#8211; Witty Text FAIL</title>
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		<title>By: Sheri</title>
		<link>http://fullofsnark.com/2009/11/12/thursday-night-bullets-witty-text-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-25417</link>
		<dc:creator>Sheri</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 02:01:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>OK, I&#039;m behind because I do Farmville....quit laughing.  My farm rocks, and the house I bought is bigger than the one I live in now....quit laughing.  I walked this weekend, watched ND lose, cried about ND losing, and got my period (which explains a lot). 

And the guy, his freaking loss for not being able to see the wonder that is Kristabella!!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OK, I&#8217;m behind because I do Farmville&#8230;.quit laughing.  My farm rocks, and the house I bought is bigger than the one I live in now&#8230;.quit laughing.  I walked this weekend, watched ND lose, cried about ND losing, and got my period (which explains a lot). </p>
<p>And the guy, his freaking loss for not being able to see the wonder that is Kristabella!!!!</p>
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		<title>By: operation pink herring</title>
		<link>http://fullofsnark.com/2009/11/12/thursday-night-bullets-witty-text-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-25393</link>
		<dc:creator>operation pink herring</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 04:33:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don&#039;t get heartburn, so this one time I was on a business trip &amp; woke up in the middle of the night feeling like I was having a heart attack (or at least how I imagined a heart attack would feel, after drinking waaay too much) (sometimes I drink way too much on business trips because I am very professional and business trips are boring). Anyway, I was really freaked out, but also pretty drunk, so I just stayed in bed &amp; tried not to die.  The next day I was talking to one of the vendors I work with (who also happens to be an MD) and I was like, hey K!  Last night I had a heart attack, but I was too tired and drunk to call 911 or get out of bed, and get this, I lived!  Awesome, right?

Yeah, she explained that when you pass out drunk (after also eating a shitload of chinese food, did I mention that?), sometimes you get heartburn. 

There was no point to this story, but I just spent 20 minutes typing this comment on my phone, so it&#039;s getting submitted.
.-= operation pink herring´s last blog ..&lt;a href=&quot;http://pinkherring.typepad.com/weblog/2009/11/four-posts-in-one.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Four posts in one&lt;/a&gt; =-.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t get heartburn, so this one time I was on a business trip &amp; woke up in the middle of the night feeling like I was having a heart attack (or at least how I imagined a heart attack would feel, after drinking waaay too much) (sometimes I drink way too much on business trips because I am very professional and business trips are boring). Anyway, I was really freaked out, but also pretty drunk, so I just stayed in bed &amp; tried not to die.  The next day I was talking to one of the vendors I work with (who also happens to be an MD) and I was like, hey K!  Last night I had a heart attack, but I was too tired and drunk to call 911 or get out of bed, and get this, I lived!  Awesome, right?</p>
<p>Yeah, she explained that when you pass out drunk (after also eating a shitload of chinese food, did I mention that?), sometimes you get heartburn. </p>
<p>There was no point to this story, but I just spent 20 minutes typing this comment on my phone, so it&#8217;s getting submitted.<br />
<span class="cluv"> operation pink herring´s last blog ..<a href="http://pinkherring.typepad.com/weblog/2009/11/four-posts-in-one.html" rel="nofollow">Four posts in one</a> </span></p>
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		<title>By: Jennifer R</title>
		<link>http://fullofsnark.com/2009/11/12/thursday-night-bullets-witty-text-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-25392</link>
		<dc:creator>Jennifer R</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 00:09:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Good for you for sending that text, I know I wouldn&#039;t have the balls to.
And maybe he lost his phone or something like that.
Also, what is this Wave that you speak of?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Good for you for sending that text, I know I wouldn&#8217;t have the balls to.<br />
And maybe he lost his phone or something like that.<br />
Also, what is this Wave that you speak of?</p>
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		<title>By: Nina</title>
		<link>http://fullofsnark.com/2009/11/12/thursday-night-bullets-witty-text-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-25391</link>
		<dc:creator>Nina</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 20:34:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>P.S. that cop guy? he&#039;s obviously stupid!
.-= Nina´s last blog ..&lt;a href=&quot;http://ninasays.wordpress.com/2009/11/09/shes-thinkin-how-did-i-get-here/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;She’s thinkin’: How did I get here?&lt;/a&gt; =-.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>P.S. that cop guy? he&#8217;s obviously stupid!<br />
<span class="cluv"> Nina´s last blog ..<a href="http://ninasays.wordpress.com/2009/11/09/shes-thinkin-how-did-i-get-here/" rel="nofollow">She’s thinkin’: How did I get here?</a> </span></p>
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		<title>By: Nina</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nina</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 20:34:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Great post, as usual :) And: JAY MOHR said something to you??? Even something super nice??? OMG where are my smelling salts. You know that guy? He talked to you? Wow. I saw him on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (love him) and Jay Mohr was hilarious! You&#039;re one lucky American girl! Best wishes from Germany :)
.-= Nina´s last blog ..&lt;a href=&quot;http://ninasays.wordpress.com/2009/11/09/shes-thinkin-how-did-i-get-here/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;She’s thinkin’: How did I get here?&lt;/a&gt; =-.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Great post, as usual <img src='http://fullofsnark.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  And: JAY MOHR said something to you??? Even something super nice??? OMG where are my smelling salts. You know that guy? He talked to you? Wow. I saw him on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (love him) and Jay Mohr was hilarious! You&#8217;re one lucky American girl! Best wishes from Germany <img src='http://fullofsnark.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
<span class="cluv"> Nina´s last blog ..<a href="http://ninasays.wordpress.com/2009/11/09/shes-thinkin-how-did-i-get-here/" rel="nofollow">She’s thinkin’: How did I get here?</a> </span></p>
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		<title>By: Jessica</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jessica</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 03:26:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>K=
Dude is stupid because YOU...are a BEAST, probably the BOSSEST BEAST I know!!! hahaha! I am proud of you for sending that text!!! It was hilarious!</description>
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Dude is stupid because YOU&#8230;are a BEAST, probably the BOSSEST BEAST I know!!! hahaha! I am proud of you for sending that text!!! It was hilarious!</p>
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		<title>By: stef</title>
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		<dc:creator>stef</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 20:03:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>good for you, putting yourself out there! truly i need to start blogging again, because then you could read that i have been stood up twice (!) in the last two weeks (!!) by two different guys (!!!). not that it&#039;ll stop me from setting up a date with someone else. because honestly? if i got down on myself because i had the misfortune of setting up dates with two random assholes in a row, i&#039;d never date again! (not that i&#039;ve completely ruled out becoming a nun.)
.-= stef´s last blog ..&lt;a href=&quot;http://me-unplugged.com/2009/10/27/facebook-fun/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;facebook fun.&lt;/a&gt; =-.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>good for you, putting yourself out there! truly i need to start blogging again, because then you could read that i have been stood up twice (!) in the last two weeks (!!) by two different guys (!!!). not that it&#8217;ll stop me from setting up a date with someone else. because honestly? if i got down on myself because i had the misfortune of setting up dates with two random assholes in a row, i&#8217;d never date again! (not that i&#8217;ve completely ruled out becoming a nun.)<br />
<span class="cluv"> stef´s last blog ..<a href="http://me-unplugged.com/2009/10/27/facebook-fun/" rel="nofollow">facebook fun.</a> </span></p>
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		<title>By: Kristin</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kristin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 14:12:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m off to the toy store to get gifts for a one year old&#039;s birthday and possibly some Christmas presents for my nephew.  We are going to see him at Thanksgiving and it&#039;s easier to drop presents off now instead of mailing them later.

I have Google Wave now too.  Still need to check out the video to figure out what I&#039;m doing.

Hope you have a good weekend!
.-= Kristin´s last blog ..&lt;a href=&quot;http://roadtripmommy.blogspot.com/2009/08/waiting.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Waiting&lt;/a&gt; =-.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m off to the toy store to get gifts for a one year old&#8217;s birthday and possibly some Christmas presents for my nephew.  We are going to see him at Thanksgiving and it&#8217;s easier to drop presents off now instead of mailing them later.</p>
<p>I have Google Wave now too.  Still need to check out the video to figure out what I&#8217;m doing.</p>
<p>Hope you have a good weekend!<br />
<span class="cluv"> Kristin´s last blog ..<a href="http://roadtripmommy.blogspot.com/2009/08/waiting.html" rel="nofollow">Waiting</a> </span></p>
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		<title>By: tracey</title>
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		<dc:creator>tracey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 03:41:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Do NOT tell me that Google wave is cool. Because I am SPENT. NO MORE SOCIAL MEDIA SITES. DONE. Finito.
.-= tracey´s last blog ..&lt;a href=&quot;http://tracey-justanothermommyblog.blogspot.com/2009/11/excuses-excuses.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Excuses, excuses...&lt;/a&gt; =-.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Do NOT tell me that Google wave is cool. Because I am SPENT. NO MORE SOCIAL MEDIA SITES. DONE. Finito.<br />
<span class="cluv"> tracey´s last blog ..<a href="http://tracey-justanothermommyblog.blogspot.com/2009/11/excuses-excuses.html" rel="nofollow">Excuses, excuses&#8230;</a> </span></p>
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		<title>By: Jessica</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jessica</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 01:39:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Love the next to the last bullet point.  Mostly because at the beginning of your post I started thinking &quot;Hey, that could be my next blog post - cause i can only post so many fortune cookies!&quot;  

He doesn&#039;t know what he&#039;s missing, but great job on getting out there!
.-= Jessica´s last blog ..&lt;a href=&quot;http://notesfromthegardenspot.blogspot.com/2009/11/fortune-cookie-says.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Fortune Cookie Says...&lt;/a&gt; =-.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Love the next to the last bullet point.  Mostly because at the beginning of your post I started thinking &#8220;Hey, that could be my next blog post &#8211; cause i can only post so many fortune cookies!&#8221;  </p>
<p>He doesn&#8217;t know what he&#8217;s missing, but great job on getting out there!<br />
<span class="cluv"> Jessica´s last blog ..<a href="http://notesfromthegardenspot.blogspot.com/2009/11/fortune-cookie-says.html" rel="nofollow">Fortune Cookie Says&#8230;</a> </span></p>
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