Comments on: DINAO Week 14 – The TV Pitchman Edition

By: CT

CT — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 21:51:42 +0000

I’m with Darcey. But the only thing that worries me: I hope the name “Little” is just an unfortunate coincidence…

By: TUWABVB

TUWABVB — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 13:16:14 +0000

Thanks for the shout-out honey! Sorry it took me so long to respond, but mom has been in town and I haven’t been on the Internet for more than 5 minutes at a time!

First question, am I choosing the live or dead Billy Mays?

Also, good call on the Progressive Lady vs. the Obit Gum Lady – that it a stalemate of annoyingness!
TUWABVB´s last blog ..When Pills Are Not Enough

By: Tiffaney

Tiffaney — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 00:30:58 +0000

I’m with Darcey. But the only thing that worries me: I hope the name “Little” is just an unfortunate coincidence…

By: Hilly

Hilly — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 15:11:26 +0000

1. Billy Mays – he’d be all loud and aggressive in bed.
2. Joey Tribiani, obviously. How you doiiiin?
3. George Foreman. I mean hey, I eat off of his grill at least 5 times a week.
4. Tony Little. I think he’d at least be able to get it up for me.
5. Progressive Lady. I prefer brunettes.
6. Verizon Guy. I imagine him saying, “Can you feel me now?”.
7. Gecko. Hello, hot British accent!
Hilly´s last blog ..Snackie Sunday: Gee, Your Vacation Smells Terrific!

By: regan

regan — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 01:13:42 +0000

1. Mays because don’t cokeheads have trouble getting it up?
2. Joey. Anyone that picks the ShamWow guy is obviously blind.
3. Lesko. He’s so frantic that I bet the sex would be over before you even realized it.
4. Tony Little. I can’t believe I just said I would have sex with Tony Little. But Richard is so much weirder.
5. I’ll take the Orbit lady. Flo seems like she’s led a sheltered life and would need to be cuddle after having her first lesbian experience.
6. Free Credit Guy. Yeah, I’ve always thought he was kind of cute.
7. Gecko because I like his accent and I think the duck is voiced by Gilbert Gottfried. Can you imagine the noise he would make when climaxing? ugh.
regan´s last blog ..why you should never buy Samsung appliances but should always shop at Lowe’s

By: Sara McG

Sara McG — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 01:03:36 +0000

Oh man….

1. Ron Popeil because I am not a necrophiliac
2. Joey because I don’t like getting punch in the face during sex
3. George Foreman becuase I’ve always wanted to have sex with a black man
4. Tony Little, as much as I hate long hair on men it might be fun to pull
5. Progressive Lady because she is enthusiatic about everything
6. Verizon Guy cause I love a dork
7. Geico Gecko because he seems like a romantic
Sara McG´s last blog ..Peperony and Chease

By: caleal

caleal — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 00:41:57 +0000

Wow. Some of these are pretty hard.

1. Billy Mays- Way more exciting.
2. Joey Tribiani- because the ShamWow guy punches hookers.
3. Matthew Lesko- Because I like his suit.
4. Tony Little- because Richard would cry.
5. The progressive lady- because she’s quirky.
6. The Verison guy- because the Credit Report guy angers me more than anything.
7. The Gecko- I don’t know why.

By: Ree

Ree — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 22:23:06 +0000

Bill Mays – even though he was a cokehead.
Joey
George
BARFTonyBARF – you didn’t say I couldn’t puke.
Flo
Free Credit Report Guy
Aflac – (fuck a duck. dude.)
Ree´s last blog ..Haiku Friday – Is it April?

By: Deidre

Deidre — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 22:11:59 +0000

1. I don’t know who these people are so I am going to have to go with mays based on looks alone – which is surprising because i hate facial hair.
2. Joey. Obviously.
3. Foreman
4. The Little
5. I am going with the orbit gum chick, maybe her shiny teeth would distract me?
6. Free Credit Report guy
7. Geico
Deidre´s last blog ..It is/was my birthday, and I’ll be snotty, even if I don’t want to be.

By: C @ Kid Things

C @ Kid Things — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 19:10:50 +0000

1. Popeil – for old times sake
2. Tribiani
3. Foreman
4. Little – Simmons? Seriously?!
5. Orbit Gum Lady – Fabulous!
6. Free Credit Report Guy
7. Aflac Duck (if I were into that sort of thing, WHICH I’M NOT)
C @ Kid Things´s last blog ..Revenge is Sweet (Literally)