Comments on: Bacon Says “Help Me To Help You”

By: Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 03:28:39 +0000

Dear Bacon. Why do people keep watching American Idol? Sarah, Goon Squad Sarahs last blog post..Another SATGS PSA - Metal Trivets

By: Rhi

Rhi — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 18:36:53 +0000

Bacon, Will I get to meet you when I'm in Chicago in a week or so? Hopefully, Rhi Rhis last blog post..Friday Bullets: Houseguest Edition

By: Angella

Angella — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 17:01:15 +0000

Bacon should come to Canada to visit. And bring you, of course. Angellas last blog post..Guarding My Heart

By: slynnro

slynnro — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 22:50:55 +0000

Bacon is awesome. THE END. He and sassy kay should be BFF. slynnros last blog post..Self Proclaimed Product Expert Appears in ACTUAL PUBLICATION.

By: Anonymous New York

Anonymous New York — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 20:40:39 +0000

Too freaking hysterical!! "Liven up a salad?" I think Rachel Ray says that and I will never be able to keep a straight face again when I hear it. Also? "Spinsterville Population: You?" Priceless. Anonymous New Yorks last blog post..Personal Best

By: Darcey

Darcey — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 20:21:27 +0000

Bacon, do you think this terrifying thing is real?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.jhtml?view=DETAILS&grid=&xml=/earth/2008/10/22/easpider122.xml

Also, do you think it might come to eat me in my sleep?

By: Evil Genius

Evil Genius — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 17:29:42 +0000

Dearest Bacon, as soon as I saw that you love using the word conundrum, I knew you would be just the one to help me with my very own (conundrum). You see, I've been a Starbucks whore for many, many years now. Unfortunately, since we seem to have fallen on some hard times here at chez Evil, I can no longer afford my elixir of choice on a daily basis. I have given this matter considerable thought and the only solution I can come up with is pimping out my husband for spare change. Although he's in decent physical condition, he is 52 years old and can't run very fast. What do you think would be the going rate for such a commidity? Evil Geniuss last blog post..A Dose of Happy

By: Legallyblondemel

Legallyblondemel — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 17:16:46 +0000

"Spinsterville: Population YOU." This warms my cold, cold heart. My question for Bacon: Can a non-celebrity person like me just up & assume another name, like so many celebrities have recently, without looking like a total douchebag (unlike so many celebrities recently)? I'm not asking for a P. Diddy/ Puffy/ Puff Daddy carousel of stupid, just the occasional right to change my name to some other normal name. Legallyblondemels last blog post..Target v. J. Crew Smackdown: More Shoes

By: bikerchick

bikerchick — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 16:15:30 +0000

Dear Bacon, can you please help a girl out with the robocalls? You see, I work all day at a lousy stinkin’ job and come home all optimistic that the evening will be more fun. Imagine my delight when my answering machine cheerily greets me with 17! new! messages! SQUEE, right? Only they are all automatons beseeching me to vote for their person on November 4th. If I leave an outbound message that says I’ve already voted early, do you think the robocalls will understand this?

By: Elle Charlie

Elle Charlie — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 13:32:40 +0000

P.S. Bacon please answer my question referring to yourself in the third person, I really dig that. Elle Charlies last blog post..Confessions of an unemployed housewife