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		<title>By: HollowSquirrel</title>
		<link>http://fullofsnark.com/2008/10/07/best-present-ever/comment-page-1/#comment-7245</link>
		<dc:creator>HollowSquirrel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:12:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think registering for junkfood is about as trashtastic as one can be. Well, cigarettes would be worse, but I&#039;m guessing they don&#039;t partake in that.

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;HollowSquirrels last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://hollowsquirrel.com/2008/10/10/thats-not-going-to-come-out/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;that’s not going to come out.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think registering for junkfood is about as trashtastic as one can be. Well, cigarettes would be worse, but I&#8217;m guessing they don&#8217;t partake in that.</p>
<p><abbr><em>HollowSquirrels last blog post..<a href="http://hollowsquirrel.com/2008/10/10/thats-not-going-to-come-out/" rel="nofollow">that’s not going to come out.</a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: Manic Mommy</title>
		<link>http://fullofsnark.com/2008/10/07/best-present-ever/comment-page-1/#comment-7180</link>
		<dc:creator>Manic Mommy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 04:34:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You did not just make me go through the family&#039;s whole photo album oohing and ahhing. Yeah, you did.

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;Manic Mommys last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://manicmommy.blogspot.com/2008/10/three-things-to-share.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Three FOUR Things to Share:&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You did not just make me go through the family&#8217;s whole photo album oohing and ahhing. Yeah, you did.</p>
<p><abbr><em>Manic Mommys last blog post..<a href="http://manicmommy.blogspot.com/2008/10/three-things-to-share.html" rel="nofollow">Three FOUR Things to Share:</a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: Scarlet</title>
		<link>http://fullofsnark.com/2008/10/07/best-present-ever/comment-page-1/#comment-7177</link>
		<dc:creator>Scarlet</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:23:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>HOW MANY!? That woman is WEIRD.

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;Scarlets last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://svrspy.blogspot.com/2008/10/i-wanna-grow-up-to-be-politican.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;I Wanna Grow Up To Be A Politican&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>HOW MANY!? That woman is WEIRD.</p>
<p><abbr><em>Scarlets last blog post..<a href="http://svrspy.blogspot.com/2008/10/i-wanna-grow-up-to-be-politican.html" rel="nofollow">I Wanna Grow Up To Be A Politican</a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: Carri</title>
		<link>http://fullofsnark.com/2008/10/07/best-present-ever/comment-page-1/#comment-7175</link>
		<dc:creator>Carri</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 22:21:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>KJ,
Thanks for the gut wrenching laughter!
Holy Hell!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>KJ,<br />
Thanks for the gut wrenching laughter!<br />
Holy Hell!</p>
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		<title>By: regan</title>
		<link>http://fullofsnark.com/2008/10/07/best-present-ever/comment-page-1/#comment-7174</link>
		<dc:creator>regan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 22:13:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>HOLY CRAP, I just went to the Duggar&#039;s site and those asshats have a &lt;a HREF=&quot;http://picasaweb.google.com/duggarfamily/August2007TheDuggarFamily?authkey=TzZqruyL8i0#5096969748335813938&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;soda fountain&lt;/A&gt; in their house.  That&#039;s my dream.  Now I really hate them.

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;regans last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.formationofme.com/blog/archives/2008/10/07/home-is-where-ill-be/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;home is where I’ll be&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>HOLY CRAP, I just went to the Duggar&#8217;s site and those asshats have a <a HREF="http://picasaweb.google.com/duggarfamily/August2007TheDuggarFamily?authkey=TzZqruyL8i0#5096969748335813938" rel="nofollow">soda fountain</a> in their house.  That&#8217;s my dream.  Now I really hate them.</p>
<p><abbr><em>regans last blog post..<a href="http://www.formationofme.com/blog/archives/2008/10/07/home-is-where-ill-be/" rel="nofollow">home is where I’ll be</a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: regan</title>
		<link>http://fullofsnark.com/2008/10/07/best-present-ever/comment-page-1/#comment-7173</link>
		<dc:creator>regan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 22:04:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I read an article recently that said Josh wanted to marry so that he could start having just as many kids as his parents.  I feel like this family is the human version of those charts on the wall of the SPCA that show how two cats can produce 4000 more cats.  

This is my favorite part of her bio on their site: &quot;Her father took a good job working with a manufacturing company in the area.&quot;  A good job as opposed to a bad job, but what if he had taken a bad job?  Like what he he had to give blowjobs to all the owners of the manufacturing company?  Would they have just said &quot;He took a job working with a manufacturing company&quot;?

And they registered for mango peach salsa scented candles, which just sound like they should be vomit scented.

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;regans last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.formationofme.com/blog/archives/2008/10/07/home-is-where-ill-be/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;home is where I’ll be&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I read an article recently that said Josh wanted to marry so that he could start having just as many kids as his parents.  I feel like this family is the human version of those charts on the wall of the SPCA that show how two cats can produce 4000 more cats.  </p>
<p>This is my favorite part of her bio on their site: &#8220;Her father took a good job working with a manufacturing company in the area.&#8221;  A good job as opposed to a bad job, but what if he had taken a bad job?  Like what he he had to give blowjobs to all the owners of the manufacturing company?  Would they have just said &#8220;He took a job working with a manufacturing company&#8221;?</p>
<p>And they registered for mango peach salsa scented candles, which just sound like they should be vomit scented.</p>
<p><abbr><em>regans last blog post..<a href="http://www.formationofme.com/blog/archives/2008/10/07/home-is-where-ill-be/" rel="nofollow">home is where I’ll be</a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: Amanda Nicole</title>
		<link>http://fullofsnark.com/2008/10/07/best-present-ever/comment-page-1/#comment-7172</link>
		<dc:creator>Amanda Nicole</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 21:41:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>PS: I cannot WAIT to read their personal &quot;marriage tools,&quot; which is apparently coming soon. How will she be able to hold back her silent rage at constantly finding his smelly socks wedged into the couch? Or he his wretching disgust at seeing her skidmarks in the toilet for the first time? I&#039;m sure they&#039;ll have some special, blessed way to deal one another&#039;s irritating living habits, and I&#039;m dying to know what that is, because threatening the rolling pin is starting to lose its effect.

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;Amanda Nicoles last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://thereadbaron.blogspot.com/2008/10/kelly-green.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;kelly green&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>PS: I cannot WAIT to read their personal &#8220;marriage tools,&#8221; which is apparently coming soon. How will she be able to hold back her silent rage at constantly finding his smelly socks wedged into the couch? Or he his wretching disgust at seeing her skidmarks in the toilet for the first time? I&#8217;m sure they&#8217;ll have some special, blessed way to deal one another&#8217;s irritating living habits, and I&#8217;m dying to know what that is, because threatening the rolling pin is starting to lose its effect.</p>
<p><abbr><em>Amanda Nicoles last blog post..<a href="http://thereadbaron.blogspot.com/2008/10/kelly-green.html" rel="nofollow">kelly green</a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: Amanda Nicole</title>
		<link>http://fullofsnark.com/2008/10/07/best-present-ever/comment-page-1/#comment-7171</link>
		<dc:creator>Amanda Nicole</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 21:34:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>They didn&#039;t even kiss when he proposed?! What is this world coming to, when you can&#039;t at least fondle in college? 

And her hair is exactly the same in all the photos in their site&#039;s banner.

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;Amanda Nicoles last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://thereadbaron.blogspot.com/2008/10/kelly-green.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;kelly green&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>They didn&#8217;t even kiss when he proposed?! What is this world coming to, when you can&#8217;t at least fondle in college? </p>
<p>And her hair is exactly the same in all the photos in their site&#8217;s banner.</p>
<p><abbr><em>Amanda Nicoles last blog post..<a href="http://thereadbaron.blogspot.com/2008/10/kelly-green.html" rel="nofollow">kelly green</a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: Lara</title>
		<link>http://fullofsnark.com/2008/10/07/best-present-ever/comment-page-1/#comment-7170</link>
		<dc:creator>Lara</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 21:13:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Okay, seriously.  I have just spent the last while on their websites.  And the newly married couple&#039;s registry.  Is it just me, or did nobody buy them anything?  I mean, they received like 2 ladles and a muffin tin.

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;Laras last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.redredwhine.com/?p=985&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Have I mentioned that I hate coming up with titles?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Okay, seriously.  I have just spent the last while on their websites.  And the newly married couple&#8217;s registry.  Is it just me, or did nobody buy them anything?  I mean, they received like 2 ladles and a muffin tin.</p>
<p><abbr><em>Laras last blog post..<a href="http://www.redredwhine.com/?p=985" rel="nofollow">Have I mentioned that I hate coming up with titles?</a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: Sarah</title>
		<link>http://fullofsnark.com/2008/10/07/best-present-ever/comment-page-1/#comment-7169</link>
		<dc:creator>Sarah</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 21:05:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh man. Do you know that there is a whole COLLEGE based on this philosophy?? And they even have pink and blue SIDEWALKS because the guys and the girls cannot even walk around campus together??Yep. It&#039;s in Florida.  WTF? The girls? All skirts, all the time.  The guys? All ties all the time.  Chaperoned dates...curfews..That is rebellion waiting to happen, my friends...Let me loose on that campus and we&#039;ll see who will stay strong.  The call of beer and jeans is SO STRONG!

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;Sarahs last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.mamainstilettos.com/mama_in_stilettos/2008/10/cam-bam.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Cam Bam&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh man. Do you know that there is a whole COLLEGE based on this philosophy?? And they even have pink and blue SIDEWALKS because the guys and the girls cannot even walk around campus together??Yep. It&#8217;s in Florida.  WTF? The girls? All skirts, all the time.  The guys? All ties all the time.  Chaperoned dates&#8230;curfews..That is rebellion waiting to happen, my friends&#8230;Let me loose on that campus and we&#8217;ll see who will stay strong.  The call of beer and jeans is SO STRONG!</p>
<p><abbr><em>Sarahs last blog post..<a href="http://www.mamainstilettos.com/mama_in_stilettos/2008/10/cam-bam.html" rel="nofollow">Cam Bam</a></em></abbr></p>
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