Comments on: How Not To Start A Morning

By: Katie

Katie — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 18:44:15 +0000

Does it make me a terrible person if I think Tourettes is kind of funny? Katie's last blog post..More Beautiful Than Fireworks...

By: Evil Genius

Evil Genius — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 00:00:49 +0000

No, no, no, you've got your tactic all wrong. You eat the refried beans BEFORE you get on the bus with the crying baby. Then you sit RIGHT NEXT TO THE MOMMY and pass gas just as long as you like. Either she'll get off the bus to get away from you, or she'll think it's the kid and pick it up to check its diaper, thus giving it some much needed attention. See? Win-win. LOL Evil Genius's last blog post..Starbucks Schadenfreude

By: Nicole

Nicole — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 03:08:18 +0000

That’s what iPods are for. They help avoid the stabbiness.

And your buses sound like ours. There’s a reason I don’t like public transportation (although, our commuter train is much better – more suits and ties, few children with the exception of the odd field trip).

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By: Coast Rat

Coast Rat — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 23:17:37 +0000

When a parent completely ignores a screaming child, especially out in a crowded public arena, then something in wrong with that parent. The parent may not be successful in getting the screaming child to quiet down, but at least an effort must be made. The mother obviously has other priorities. Coast Rat's last blog post..REESE STOPPED BY

By: Teri

Teri — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 22:35:15 +0000

I’m certain that the same stupid, screaming baby has followed me to work as well. What makes it even MORE INFURIATING is that the mom didn’t give a shit. Often I stare at them in hopes that they realize what selfish itdiots they are and then they will do what they should do….shut up their (often ugly) fucking kid ! ! !

By: thecoconutdiaries

thecoconutdiaries — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 20:13:08 +0000

My favorite thing on the bus are stinky homeless guys who yell at each other. One guy starts saying crap like "I didn't think Obama would support the death penalty. I think all child molesters should be killed. Because I was molested..." and the other one starts shouting "No one wants to hear that shit! Obama is an idiot-" then they proceeded to have, what I'm sure they felt, was witty political banter. Loudly. Still, I'll take this over a screaming kid any day. thecoconutdiaries's last blog post..Being A Bitch Is Hard Work, Part III

By: Melina

Melina — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 19:44:10 +0000

I'm yeah, I don't know what I did to that sentence up there...but um, I'm an English teacher for Heaven's sake! Melina's last blog post..In the Most Unexpected Places

By: Melina

Melina — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 19:41:59 +0000

almost completely unrelated. John and I are were in Chicago last year for our anniversary. I was so drunk I couldn't walk and and so I crawled down Division St. Melina's last blog post..In the Most Unexpected Places

By: nancypearlwannabe

nancypearlwannabe — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 19:30:49 +0000

Also, I just read this and thought you’d enjoy it…

http://www.universalhub.com/node/15362

By: Danielle-Lee

Danielle-Lee — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 19:14:51 +0000

I hate parents like that. It makes you wonder if they pay attention to the kid at home…..
Mmmmmm Refried beans.

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