Comments on: Dear Human

By: Lys

Lys — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 23:57:28 +0000

My cat is currently looking at me from the window with a whole “Momma – if you don’t effin’ feed me, I’ll hold your ice coffee hostage and then guest blog and tell them what’s in your closet” as I sit here cryin’ AGAIN. Between cat blogging and Bacon, I’m dyin’.

Classic. And tell Simba and the other cat that the last time one kitty pissed off her momma, her momma took her to the doctor and the doctor scraped the kitty’s butt (some sort of routine testing or something). It wasn’t a pleasant experience for the cat OR the doctor. Shadow behaves every time I tell her she’s gonna have to to go to the vet.

Lys’s last blog post..Archiving The Past…

By: Lisa-tastrophie

Lisa-tastrophie — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 00:13:01 +0000

Oh so wrong, yet so right. My two (oops, now three since Samson has decided to stay with me) cats are laughing their tails off and bitch-slapping me in the back of the head while they say "you betta recognize!!" Lisa-tastrophie's last blog post..Mile High Club Membership

By: Lara

Lara — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 18:11:16 +0000

Thanks for makign me snort out loud while participating in a conference call. I had to claim I was supressing a sneeze. Lara's last blog post..Finding my religion

By: Kristie

Kristie — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 15:51:46 +0000

I'm seriously rolling on the floor laughing! Kristie's last blog post..Whip it into shape

By: Danielle-Lee

Danielle-Lee — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 03:53:32 +0000

I was sooo waiting for you to say ’shut your fucking cat face’. Stupid cats.

Danielle-Lee’s last blog post..My wee little crabcake

By: Sarah

Sarah — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 02:51:48 +0000

I love when you speak for your cats. Because it is always RIGHT. ON. Not that I've met your cats, but I know the type. I've got a black one right here that is currently rolling his eyes at me. Sarah's last blog post..I think I blushed a thousand shades of red

By: girlplease

girlplease — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 01:44:47 +0000

It must be going around. Our dog Tasha "Booty", refused to eat the other dog's food, which is high quality stuff. But no, 3 days of protest. I even cooked her a fried egg making sure she wasn't sick. Nope not sick. Just stubborn. Now she's all smile and eating the other dog's food. Go figure. girlplease's last blog post..Hoo Ya Pain Update

By: Evil Genius

Evil Genius — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 00:52:25 +0000

I'm with Rhi on this one. What the hell were you thinking allowing your two cats to guest blog? Now my two cats, who are both male and therefore have the egos of Charles Barkley or Don Juan or some other fucking egotistical male who doesn't know his ass from his windpipe, are not going to stop pestering me until they have a shot at my blog. And my blog is on a beach. And do you KNOW what cats do in SAND?????? I'm hating on you right now. Sigh.... Evil Genius's last blog post..Nighty Nite, Don't Let the....SHIT!

By: nancypearlwannabe

nancypearlwannabe — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 00:39:44 +0000

You better be careful. One day you might come home to find they’ve eaten BACON while you were out!

By: Jenn

Jenn — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 22:59:35 +0000

Dear Cats, I applaud your efforts to demand equality in the home, so, when I get home, we will commence your Stay At Home Kitty training program. The SAHK program will consist of you learning how to vaccuum your hair, scoop your own litter, and to sweep the dry food I have so generously provided you off the floor. Once you are able to successfully complete these tasks, I will have more time to peruse the gourmet cat food isle to reward you for your services. Sincerely, The REAL boss of the house Jenn's last blog post..Family Portrait