2. Eminem, I guess. Two of the three Beasties are better-looking, but if they’re a package deal then I have some concerns about that guy on the far left. He looks like the sort of person who will eventually have the body of a hitchhiker discovered in his trunk.

3. Eve, by a landslide. I would characterize Li’l Kim’s outfit as “The Gods Threw Up On Me.”

4. Eazy E. I refuse to sleep with anyone who could potentially e a Bond villain.

5. LL Cool J, but largely because his acting amuses me.

6. Kanye West, provided he keeps his mouth shut.

7. Either one would be motivation to join a nunnery instead. I’ll flip a coin and say B.I.G.

8. 50 Cent. I’d be somewhat afraid to say no.

9. Nelly. Ludacris looks like a Ferengi.

10. Neither makes me cringe. Ice Cube, I guess.

-Dr. Dre, because I have SEEN Snoop Dogg Fatherhood on E!

-Beastie Boys, obvi. We played a lot of Beastie Boys in my freshman dorm room.

-Lil Kim, because I love her on “Girlicious”

-Eazy E, because… um… I could never sleep with someone with “bastard” in their name

-LL Cool J, the classic!

-Kanye. I do love him.

-Biggie, another classic!

-R. Kelly. Creepy, but cute.

-Nelly–does he even have any big songs these days?

-Ice T, L&O: SVU, y’all!

1. Dr. Dre – Snoop it too scrawny.
2. Beastie Boys – Um…there’s three of them. That’s three times the sex and it’s been a long time for me.
3. Eve – I think Lil Kim might have crabs or something.
4. Easy E – ralph
5. LL Cool J – I pretty much have an orgasm every time I see that video where he’s eating the apple and licking his lips.
6. Kanye – He’s a talented pompous ass.
7. Lil Jon – Again…a little throw up.
8. 50 Cent – I don’t mess with pedophiles.
9. Luda – LOVE him.
10. Ice T – I’m going with the Law and Order connection on this one too.

Ugh…torture.

Here’s my choices, and do I need to give reasons?

1. Dr. Dre–classier of the two. Or Snoop Dog is just gross.
2. Beastie Boys–cuz their Brass Monkeys are kinda hot, even though as a sophomore in high school I booed at them when they opened for Madonna’s Virgin tour.
3. Eve, cuz Lil Kim looks skank.
4. Easy E cuz Old Dirty Bastard looks like an Old Dirty Bastard.
5. LL fo SHO, GOING BACK TO CALI a rockin’ cool song to take me back to college, plus, if Death ain’t a option (and yeah, dat’s me tryin’ to talk all rap atcha), ain’t TUPAC dead already?)
6. Probably Kayne because he is dressed nice.
7. Notorious BIG because I bet he’s notoriously big, and the other one is probably lil, yanno?
8. 50 Cent cuz doesn’t he sing that Shake it Like a Polaroid song or one of those songs I might know? Or the Candy Shop? Something I could maybe recognize while he’s doin’ me.
9. Nelly No QUestion.
10. Ice-T cuz I saw him at the original Lallapalooza, cuz yea, that’s how old I am.

OK, how did I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS FUN GAME?

I’M HOOKED!

Thug at heart like Kristabella (and she knows that) I could not resist replying:

1. Dr. Dre – after seeing the “Up in Smoke” tour twice, not sure Snoop could keep his eyes open long enough to last.

2. Eminen – I’ll let him Smack That, but might regret it later and wish I had chosen the Beastie Boys.

3. Eve – Lil Kim is a bit too nasty for me…although not sure what animal Eve lets climb on her chest

4. Easy E – ODB is way too crazy for mama

5. Looks like I am outnumbered here, but have to go wtih Tupac and his California Love

6. Jay-Z… Kanye might cry if he couldn’t have his way

7. Biggie Smalls for sure, I’d even call him Big Poppa if he wanted…plus we were born the same year!

8. Fiddy can take me to his candy shop because mama has a sweet tooth and R Kelly might try to kidnap my kids!

9. Ludacris because we both like chicken and beer

10. Ice Cube because I couldn’t touch anyone whose wife’s name is Coco and has a camel toe!

Peace out!

The White Guy Edition
- Eminem: Good heavens I find him hot. 8 Mile? Yes please.

The Lady Rapper Edition
- Eve: She parties with Gwen Stefani, which makes her alright with me.

The Dead Rapper Edition
- Easy E: ODB’s grill scares me.

The Yummy Muscles Edition
- LL Cool J: No question. I would drizzle some honey on him and go. to. town.

The Modest Rapper Edition
- Jay Z: Kanye would spend FAR too much time looking in the mirror and admiring himself… and then talking about how much 50 Cent sucks. Plus, we already know that Jay Z likes the bootylicious girls.

The I-Can’t-Wait-To-See-What-You-All-Pick Edition
- Lil Jon: I don’t know why, but I think I would be so entertained by his constant proclamations of “Yeah!” “What?!” “Okay!” that it would make for a great story.

The Thug Edition
- 50 Cent: He’s hot, I like his music and R. Kelly is an (alleged) ewwy-creepy child molester.

The Kristabella’s Favorites (For Their Music) Edition
- Ludacris: Hometown love from the A-T-L, baby! He’s such an entertaining performer, too!

The Ice Edition (that I forgot and added later)
- Ice Cube: He makes me enjoy watching Law & Order.

1. Dre. Snoop is too gangly and just plain ugly.
2. Slim Shady for reals, yo.
3. Eve. I could try on her clothes afterwards.
4. ODB v. Easy E? See what I’m talking about? Dirty!
5. LL, but probably with my eyes closed the entire time.
6. Kanye, but he probably wouldn’t care about MY pleasure.
7. B.I.G. v. Lil Jon? Another filthy combination.
8. 50 Cent. He raps about gettin it on all the time. He’s got to be good.
9. Nelly
10. Ice Cube. Have you seen the whore T is married to. It hurts my eyes to look at her.