Comments on: DINAO Round 5 – The TV Personality Edition

By: She Likes Purple

She Likes Purple — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 01:51:44 +0000

Anderson Cooper
TOUGH… SO TOUGH… I think Stewart
Couric
Grace
Letterman
Brokaw
Hannity
Berman
Kimmel
And ANYONE but Larry King

By: Steph T

Steph T — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 15:38:15 +0000

1) Cooper (I don’t care if he is gay)
2) Stewart
3) Couric (because I hate Meredith more)
4) Grace (because I don’t think she would beat me up)
5) Lettermen (because Leno…ewwww)
6) Brokaw
7) Hannity (just because I don’t really like pretty boys) Berman (just because I think Madden has a small …)
9) McHale (I think he’s adorable)
10 Blitzer (because I don’t think he would die during)

By: Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 15:06:47 +0000

1) Cooper
2) Stewart
3) Couric – and I hate her
4) Grace – Lesser of two evils
5)Letterman
6) Brokaw
7) Smith? *shudder* Madden – Just so I could tell people
9) Kimmel – because wouldn’t I be f*cking Ben Affleck by proxy?
10) Blitzer, but I wouldn’t like it.

By: curlatini, esq.

curlatini, esq. — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 19:12:39 +0000

Some of those pairings actually made me gag.

By: kdiddy

kdiddy — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 15:44:32 +0000

Anderson Cooper
Jon Stewart
Katie Couric
Ann Coulter (because I’m now convinced that she’s an elaborate performance artist from the left and if I give her some good head, maybe she’ll get giddy and confess this to me)
Jay Leno (only because David Letterman looks almost exactly like my dad)
Tom Brokaw (only because I kind of wish Dan Rather WAS my dad)
Shepherd Smith
John Madden (because I might get some free video games out of it)
Joel McHale (though I would sleep with Kimmel if he promised to write a “I’m fucking kdiddy!” song)
Wolf Blitzer

By: Lisa Ann

Lisa Ann — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 03:39:04 +0000

I think Shepard Smith would be an interesting choice because I have NEVER seen him make any other facial expression other than the one he has in that photo. Just the challenge of making him have a different express would be worth the self sacrifice.

One question: If Death is Not an option BEFORE you sleep with them; is it a choice AFTER you have to sleep with them?

I’ll wait for the answer before I cast my final vote. Cause some decisions look better when you know what awaits on the other side – total shame, death or a penicillin shot

By: Megan

Megan — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 01:08:01 +0000

I just stumbled across this blog and am loving this!

Anderson Cooper – even though he’s gay. Those eyes….

Jon Stewart – I’ve had a thing for him for years…sooo hot

Meredith Viera – because she seems not so plastic

This next one almost made my not post a comment due to throwing up a little in my mouth

Nancy Grace – ug, I don’t want to talk about it

Dave Letterman – love his humor and the gap in his teeth

Tom Brokaw – just cuter

Sean Hannity – Shepard Smith looks like a robot

Chris Berman – ?

Joel McHale – mainly because he is so damn funny

Wolf Blitzer – Larry King is the thing nightmares are made of

Thanks for the laugh!

By: Allison

Allison — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 22:20:02 +0000

YAY for the joy that this silly game brings me!!

1. Anderson – he may like winkies more than he likes who-whos…but he’s still adorable.

2. Jon – love them both really.

3. Katie – she just so dang adorable…even if she shouldn’t be a nightly news anchor.

4. Nancy – Ann looks like a horse.

5. Dave – hope he doesn’t have a heart attack.

6. Tom – he is one sexy beast.

7. Sean – Shepherd looks like a Ken doll.

8. Chris – blegh…the vomit…is…choking….me…..

9. Joel – I LOVE HIM!!! He has the best smile ever. I practically cried when I found out he was married.

10. Wolf – Larry might actually be a corpse. Like Meryl Streep and Goldie Hawn in Death Becomes Her. They just keep putting him back together and spray painting him and adding lacquer.

By: hotfessional

hotfessional — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 19:36:13 +0000

Oh Dude.
- Anderson Cooper. Who is gay. But cute. And would go shopping with me after?
- Jon Stewart.
- Meredith Viera because I can’t stay the sicky sweet cute.
- Coulter. But I’d stab her afterwards. Death is only not an option BEFORE or INSTEAD OF, right? AFTER is okay?
- Letterman – because Leno’s chin just grosses me out.
- Brokaw, all the way
- Um, Hannity? Although he’d likely go the way of Coulter afterwards.
- Berman for certain.
- Kimmel – to show him Detroiters aren’t half bad.
- Wolf – because I remember the first Gulf War.

By: Laurel

Laurel — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 18:42:09 +0000

Lauer–His baldness pattern is the same as AS’s. Also, Cooper is gay.

Stewart–Stick with the original!

Viera–I think she’s pretty sassy.

Coulter–Ew.

Letterman–I love him.

Brokaw–Because when I was a kid, I confused President Reagan with Dan Rather.

Shepherd–Solely based on cuteness.

Madden–Again, SLIGHTLY cuter

Kimmel–McHale is pretty creepy.

Blitzer–Lesser of two evils