Comments on: DINAO Round 2 – The Ugly Version

By: alyndabear

alyndabear — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 20:47:19 +0000

Ozzy – because he amuses me.
Andy – because carrot top frightens me.
Rosie – because I think she’s grand.
Nicole – because paris is dirty, DIRTY.
Flavor – because I like his grillz.
Marilyn – because he’s strange.
George – because Kramer always annoyed me.
Hefner – because the man is a genius.
Howard(s) – because … neither. blargh.
James – because he is fabulous

By: hotfessional

hotfessional — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 16:17:38 +0000

I think this is the hardest yet (since I’m doing them all at once)

Keith
Andy
Star
Paris
Kid Rock
Marilyn (hey, he must have some good makeup)
George
Hugh
Howard K
James Woods

By: firefly

firefly — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 05:44:18 +0000

yikes. you want selection of one of these yo yo’s?

since i enjoy napping, i’d settle for the famous guy who wears bath robes to the office.

By: Kristie

Kristie — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 19:46:17 +0000

I hate you. And these choices. I gagged A LOT looking at these! Hahaha!
Ozzy (even though he won’t be coherent)
Carrot Top (I have a thing for redheads)
Rosie (ACK!)
Kid Rock (He’s, meh, ok)
Marilyn Manson (Surely he’s got some hottness under that makeup)
Kramer (SHUDDER)
The Hef (I hope his parts work)
Howard K. Stern (no witty comment here)
James Woods

By: EmilyPie

EmilyPie — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 05:30:12 +0000

Ozzy
Andy
Star
Paris
Kid
Lyle (have always had a thing for him, since Julia Roberts was with him…)
Kramer (have you seen him take his shirt off on Seinfeld?)
Hugh
Howard K. Stern
James Woods

By: Lizarita

Lizarita — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 03:02:24 +0000

Am I too late? Too bad…
Ozzy. I’m not sure Keith can still get it up.
Andy. Carrot Top is just…ugh.
Star. Rosie would just whine.
Nicole. Less STD’s.
Kid. Flav makes me cringe.
Lyle. Marilyn wears more make-up than I do.
Cosmo. His name is Cosmo. Nuff said.
Trump. (see my explanation for Nicole.)
K. Stern. THAT is how much I hate RadioStern.
James. He’s kinda sexy in a weird old guy way.

By: magpie

magpie — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 01:22:07 +0000

I think I just can’t do this. Just can’t.

By: Scarlet

Scarlet — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 15:46:36 +0000

O.M.G. this week is TOUGH!

1. Ozzy but only because I bet it’s a less chance of getting an STD. Plus, I could probably get away with just ‘saying’ we did it and getting him to believe it happened.

2. Carrot Top. Again, I feel like Andy Dick is full of diseases, sorry. I would have to keep the lights off-Carrot Top’s arms freak me out.

3. Rosie. I just vomited in my mouth a little.

4. Paris Hilton- Birthday buddies! Plus. Nicole just had a baby and she has the cutest name so I don’t wanna ruin the happy family.

5. Kid Rock. My mom would be so proud.

6. Lyle Lovett- I think MM’s music is hotter, but I don’t want to find out if the rib rumor is true or not. And if he wore that weird boob suit I would cry.

7. Cosmo- George sucks. HATE HIM. and he reminds me of an old roommate.

8. Hugh- Hey, maybe I’d get to be on The Girls Next Door!

9. Howard K. Stern- I loathe the DJ Stern.

10. James Wood- Woody Allen is looking OLD and I would spend all night telling him just how much I hated Annie Hall.

By: Melina

Melina — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 09:50:17 +0000

1. Keith Richards- I figure we can party together and there’s a likely chance I won’t have to go through with it!
2. Andy Dick…uggh tough choice but I don’t want to see Carrottop’s steroid “dehanced” balls (sorry for the image).
3. Nicole…will someone drive me to the hospital if her pelvic bone impales me?
4. Kid Rock…I’ll take trash over fake teeth and jibberjabbering any day of the week.
5.Lyle Lovett…I don’t do necrophilia nor men who wear more makeup than myself.
6.George…I fear Kramer would be to spastic in bed for me to handle.
7. Hef…the geezer can tell me some old timey stories before we get down to it, like back when milk was a nickel.
8.Howard Stern…I’d be afraid that Howard K might keep me on a diet of trimspa and heroin AND then video tape me doing stupid stuff like dressing up as a clown.
9. James Woods…Woody creeps me out.

By: Nicole

Nicole — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 04:15:14 +0000

Oh this is just so wrong. Darren and I often play the “Who would you sleep with for a million dollars?” game. He balked at Madeleine Albright. I am blocking who I balked at.

But anyways:

Keith Richards (he’d be so out of it, I could drink enough to pass out and he wouldn’t remember in the morning. Hopefully, neither would I)

Andy Dick (I don’t do angry looking carrots)

Rosie (I think she’d be a hoot)

Paris (Nicole Ritchie is…ewww)

Kid Rock (anything is better than Flavor Flav)

Lyle Lovett (because Marilyn Manson wears way too much makeup – I’d never get that out of the carpet. What, you don’t think I’d actually let them in my BED do you?)

Kramer (George is too short)

The Donald (despite the hair. Hugh squicks me out)

Howard K Stern (Howard Stern squicks me out)

James Woods, hands down. I do enjoy a man in a suit.