Comments on: Death Is Not An Option http://fullofsnark.com/2008/01/29/death-is-not-an-option/ Tales of a Chicago Singleton Who Keeps the Wineries in Business Wed, 17 Mar 2010 08:09:12 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Lisa Ann http://fullofsnark.com/2008/01/29/death-is-not-an-option/comment-page-1/#comment-2378 Lisa Ann Sat, 01 Mar 2008 01:55:24 +0000 http://fullofsnark.com/?p=408#comment-2378 I can not believe that I have made it through 30-some-odd years and never played this game! Now it is going to be a staple in my drinking-game diet, I promise. P.s. Seriously, can I have your life? It sounds WAY better than the one I got stuck with :-) I can not believe that I have made it through 30-some-odd years and never played this game! Now it is going to be a staple in my drinking-game diet, I promise.
P.s. Seriously, can I have your life? It sounds WAY better than the one I got stuck with :-)

]]> By: hotfessional http://fullofsnark.com/2008/01/29/death-is-not-an-option/comment-page-1/#comment-2377 hotfessional Fri, 15 Feb 2008 16:13:11 +0000 http://fullofsnark.com/?p=408#comment-2377 Because I'm slow - Eli John Ruben Sawyer Scott Jessica B Justin Heidi Val Brad Because I’m slow -
Eli
John
Ruben
Sawyer
Scott
Jessica B
Justin
Heidi
Val
Brad

]]> By: Lizarita http://fullofsnark.com/2008/01/29/death-is-not-an-option/comment-page-1/#comment-2376 Lizarita Sat, 09 Feb 2008 03:07:37 +0000 http://fullofsnark.com/?p=408#comment-2376 Still playing catchup. Eli. Some say that MY man looks kinda like him. Tom. He's still hot. I don't care how fucked up he is. Ruben. Clay is gay. Period. Jack. I don't watch Lost but HE HOT! Bret. Baio is a douche. Biel. Maybe J.T. would join in. J.T. See above. Lauren. She's less annoying. Bale. Hands down. Pitt. He's gonna SAVE THA WORLD!!! Still playing catchup.
Eli. Some say that MY man looks kinda like him.
Tom. He’s still hot. I don’t care how fucked up he is.
Ruben. Clay is gay. Period.
Jack. I don’t watch Lost but HE HOT!
Bret. Baio is a douche.
Biel. Maybe J.T. would join in.
J.T. See above.
Lauren. She’s less annoying.
Bale. Hands down.
Pitt. He’s gonna SAVE THA WORLD!!!

]]> By: Lys http://fullofsnark.com/2008/01/29/death-is-not-an-option/comment-page-1/#comment-2341 Lys Tue, 05 Feb 2008 18:49:14 +0000 http://fullofsnark.com/?p=408#comment-2341 I'm gonna just go against the grain and jump to the final round - George George George! Now that I've had my Harry Met Sally moment.. I'm off to go find wine. I’m gonna just go against the grain and jump to the final round – George George George!

Now that I’ve had my Harry Met Sally moment.. I’m off to go find wine.

]]> By: alyndabear http://fullofsnark.com/2008/01/29/death-is-not-an-option/comment-page-1/#comment-2342 alyndabear Sun, 03 Feb 2008 16:20:26 +0000 http://fullofsnark.com/?p=408#comment-2342 1. Eli, because he's cuter. (P.S. I have absolutely no idea who either of these people are.) 2. John Travolta. (He may still be insane for believing in Scientology, but at least he doesn't make an arse of himself every five minutes.) 3. Ruben. (Clay is creepy.) 4. Jack. (Sawyer is creepy.) 5. Scott. (Both nasty, Bret nastier.) 6. Jessica Beil. (Fuck Alba, who only announced she was pregnant so people wouldn't think she was fat, stupid whore.) 7. Timberlake. (I have no idea why I find him so damn irresistable. I just do.) 8. Lauren. (All I know is that Heidi is a douche.) 9. Val Kilmer. (PHWOAR.) 10. George. (It will always be George. Marry me!) 1. Eli, because he’s cuter. (P.S. I have absolutely no idea who either of these people are.)
2. John Travolta. (He may still be insane for believing in Scientology, but at least he doesn’t make an arse of himself every five minutes.)
3. Ruben. (Clay is creepy.)
4. Jack. (Sawyer is creepy.)
5. Scott. (Both nasty, Bret nastier.)
6. Jessica Beil. (Fuck Alba, who only announced she was pregnant so people wouldn’t think she was fat, stupid whore.)
7. Timberlake. (I have no idea why I find him so damn irresistable. I just do.)
8. Lauren. (All I know is that Heidi is a douche.)
9. Val Kilmer. (PHWOAR.)
10. George. (It will always be George. Marry me!)

]]> By: Hot Librarian http://fullofsnark.com/2008/01/29/death-is-not-an-option/comment-page-1/#comment-2375 Hot Librarian Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:25:55 +0000 http://fullofsnark.com/?p=408#comment-2375 How did I miss this post until now? We played this CONSTANTLY in college, but it was "do, dump or marry" with 3 choices. I think I like this version better. Aaaaaanyway... Eli (cuter) John (less batshit) Ruben (hottness) Sawyer (hotttttttness) Scott (had huge crush in 6th grade) J. Biel (hotter) J.T. (hellooooo! YES HI WHAT NO I'M NOT MARRIED HAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU kthxbi) Lauren (scares me less) Christian (can't get past current bloated Val) Brad (v. tough call, had to flip coin) How did I miss this post until now? We played this CONSTANTLY in college, but it was “do, dump or marry” with 3 choices. I think I like this version better. Aaaaaanyway…

Eli (cuter)
John (less batshit)
Ruben (hottness)
Sawyer (hotttttttness)
Scott (had huge crush in 6th grade)
J. Biel (hotter)
J.T. (hellooooo! YES HI WHAT NO I’M NOT MARRIED HAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU kthxbi)
Lauren (scares me less)
Christian (can’t get past current bloated Val)
Brad (v. tough call, had to flip coin)

]]> By: The Mouse http://fullofsnark.com/2008/01/29/death-is-not-an-option/comment-page-1/#comment-2374 The Mouse Thu, 31 Jan 2008 00:26:57 +0000 http://fullofsnark.com/?p=408#comment-2374 OK, here goes.... Eli John (Tom = cringe + shudder) Ruben (Clay looks like Casey from Mr. Dressup) Jack (no contest for me) Bret (Chachi is NOT sexy) Joey Lauren (if I HAVE to pick....ugh) Val!! (*drooling* *drooling*) Mr. Brad Pitt, thank you. *wink* OK, here goes….

Eli
John (Tom = cringe + shudder)
Ruben (Clay looks like Casey from Mr. Dressup)
Jack (no contest for me)
Bret (Chachi is NOT sexy)
Joey
Lauren (if I HAVE to pick….ugh)
Val!! (*drooling* *drooling*)
Mr. Brad Pitt, thank you. *wink*

]]> By: -R- http://fullofsnark.com/2008/01/29/death-is-not-an-option/comment-page-1/#comment-2373 -R- Thu, 31 Jan 2008 00:15:13 +0000 http://fullofsnark.com/?p=408#comment-2373 Peyton Tom Ruben Jack (not even a close call) Scott (less likely to have an STD) Jessica Biel (this was the hardest choice so far; I do not like either - I chose Biel because she seems manlier) Justin Lauren Christian Bale (easiest choice on the whole list) George Peyton
Tom
Ruben
Jack (not even a close call)
Scott (less likely to have an STD)
Jessica Biel (this was the hardest choice so far; I do not like either – I chose Biel because she seems manlier)
Justin
Lauren
Christian Bale (easiest choice on the whole list)
George

]]> By: Scarlet http://fullofsnark.com/2008/01/29/death-is-not-an-option/comment-page-1/#comment-2372 Scarlet Wed, 30 Jan 2008 23:02:35 +0000 http://fullofsnark.com/?p=408#comment-2372 Eli Manning Tom Cruise (EWEWEW) Clay Aiken (Ruben would kill me) Jack (No hesitation) Scott B (Lots of hesitation) Jessica Biel (At least she posed for Maxim to get off of 7th Heaven!) Justin Timberlake (OMG I WISH) Lauren Conrad (Hey, Brody's hott) Christian Bale ( BRAD PITT (YUMMMMMM) Eli Manning
Tom Cruise (EWEWEW)
Clay Aiken (Ruben would kill me)
Jack (No hesitation)
Scott B (Lots of hesitation)
Jessica Biel (At least she posed for Maxim to get off of 7th Heaven!)
Justin Timberlake (OMG I WISH)
Lauren Conrad (Hey, Brody’s hott)
Christian Bale (
BRAD PITT (YUMMMMMM)

]]> By: The Muse http://fullofsnark.com/2008/01/29/death-is-not-an-option/comment-page-1/#comment-2371 The Muse Wed, 30 Jan 2008 22:58:46 +0000 http://fullofsnark.com/?p=408#comment-2371 Peyton Manning vs. Eli Manning No question... Peyton - I love his confidence. Eli is too young for me not to feel icky, even if we're pretty much the same age. John Travolta vs. Tom Cruise This is going to sound icky, but Tom Cruise - some how I think it would be over in a minute, thereby limiting my ick factor. Clay Aiken vs. Ruben Studdard Ruben - he's such a sweety, and he doesn't seem to be the type that would be squicking out over the fact that I'm a girl (hello, Clay!). Jack vs. Sawyer Jack. I don't even watch the show, but Jack 100%. Bret Michaels vs. Scott Baio I have a total crush on Bret Michaels. I can't even describe it, and I know it's not healthy, but I do. And at least I know my ample chest would make him happy. ;) Jessica Alba vs. Jessica Biel I have a girl-crush on Jessica Biel. 'Nuff said. Justin Timberlake vs. Joey Fatone Joey Fatone - he looks like he'd be appreciative and caring. And I'd rather not sleep with someone who's been with Britney, even in her less crazy days. (Hi, she had a hot body I couldn't compete with.) Lauren vs. Heidi EWWWWW! I can't even decide from a girl-crush way who annoys me less. Sadly, I'd go with Lauren - she seems like she'd be so into herself, she'd spend more time in front of the mirror. Christian Bale vs. Val Kilmer Christian Bale. Smoldering. Yummy. Edible. Brad Pitt vs. George Clooney This one is hard, but George Clooney wins out simply because he's not married. Is that an odd reason for that, considering Brad Pitt's dubious past? But I also believe even at 100 lbs, Angelina could so kick my ass. Peyton Manning vs. Eli Manning
No question… Peyton – I love his confidence. Eli is too young for me not to feel icky, even if we’re pretty much the same age.

John Travolta vs. Tom Cruise
This is going to sound icky, but Tom Cruise – some how I think it would be over in a minute, thereby limiting my ick factor.

Clay Aiken vs. Ruben Studdard
Ruben – he’s such a sweety, and he doesn’t seem to be the type that would be squicking out over the fact that I’m a girl (hello, Clay!).

Jack vs. Sawyer
Jack. I don’t even watch the show, but Jack 100%.

Bret Michaels vs. Scott Baio
I have a total crush on Bret Michaels. I can’t even describe it, and I know it’s not healthy, but I do. And at least I know my ample chest would make him happy. ;)

Jessica Alba vs. Jessica Biel
I have a girl-crush on Jessica Biel. ‘Nuff said.

Justin Timberlake vs. Joey Fatone
Joey Fatone – he looks like he’d be appreciative and caring. And I’d rather not sleep with someone who’s been with Britney, even in her less crazy days. (Hi, she had a hot body I couldn’t compete with.)

Lauren vs. Heidi
EWWWWW! I can’t even decide from a girl-crush way who annoys me less. Sadly, I’d go with Lauren – she seems like she’d be so into herself, she’d spend more time in front of the mirror.

Christian Bale vs. Val Kilmer
Christian Bale. Smoldering. Yummy. Edible.

Brad Pitt vs. George Clooney
This one is hard, but George Clooney wins out simply because he’s not married. Is that an odd reason for that, considering Brad Pitt’s dubious past? But I also believe even at 100 lbs, Angelina could so kick my ass.

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